I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13789. | Cody (eudemus_90) | 80.15 | 96% | 2024-04-23 |
| 13790. | notcool908 (notcool908) | 80.15 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 13791. | ez (ez_keyz) | 80.15 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 13792. | Daenerys (daenerys_stormborn) | 80.14 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
| 13793. | Raunak (aabbccdd4444) | 80.14 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
| 13794. | Mythical (ultrabow) | 80.14 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 13795. | 近平 (xijinping) | 80.14 | 98% | 2019-11-28 |
| 13796. | icy (kso7) | 80.14 | 95% | 2017-10-23 |
| 13797. | Alibi (alibiyeslambek) | 80.14 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 13798. | Aidan (aidanles) | 80.13 | 98% | 2025-06-13 |
| 13799. | ahmet (ahmetyilmaz2002) | 80.13 | 97.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13800. | Maneeb (maneebdin) | 80.12 | 98.3% | 2023-07-08 |
| 13801. | meerkat2121 (meerkat212121) | 80.12 | 95.8% | 2025-04-24 |
| 13802. | Felix (feliksen) | 80.12 | 96.6% | 2024-02-20 |
| 13803. | zach (fisch_kopf) | 80.12 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| 13804. | Tanver (tanverrupos) | 80.12 | 98% | 2021-07-27 |
| 13805. | Michael (wangminze) | 80.11 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 13806. | Legion (zitrol) | 80.11 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 13807. | hc (hh_chng) | 80.11 | 97.9% | 2024-08-10 |
| 13808. | Omer (omer_m2003) | 80.10 | 96% | 2025-10-05 |
| 13809. | Ishaan (ishaank10) | 80.10 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 13810. | Sankalp (sankalp_gupta) | 80.10 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 13811. | Can (cankerim2) | 80.10 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 13812. | Jared (angrybadger) | 80.10 | 94% | 2017-04-30 |
| 13813. | ritwik (ritwik3856) | 80.10 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 13814. | hungryangmo (typicalossas) | 80.10 | 94% | 2020-04-18 |
| 13815. | w (sponge1114) | 80.10 | 96% | 2017-07-19 |
| 13816. | kyazz (kyazz) | 80.10 | 91% | 2017-05-06 |
| 13817. | Louis (cenuij) | 80.09 | 99% | 2020-08-11 |
| 13818. | Bryce (brycetifer) | 80.08 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |