The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14491. | (rinthis) | 80.40 | 92% | 2017-01-31 |
| 14492. | Danny (d3ly) | 80.40 | 96% | 2012-10-24 |
| 14493. | (sriroo) | 80.40 | 97% | 2018-09-24 |
| 14494. | (helloworldwhatnicedaytobe... | 80.40 | 95% | 2021-09-15 |
| 14495. | amem (fasts) | 80.40 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 14496. | Timothy (timinycricket) | 80.40 | 99% | 2012-03-15 |
| 14497. | Julien (jsaker7) | 80.40 | — | 2010-03-09 |
| 14498. | J (windycruse) | 80.40 | 95% | 2018-01-04 |
| 14499. | (lyric39) | 80.40 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 14500. | dvorak (dvbleeding) | 80.40 | 93% | 2011-05-19 |
| 14501. | Guest (pr0grammer98) | 80.39 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 14502. | (agimus) | 80.39 | 99% | 2014-12-03 |
| 14503. | (mstll) | 80.38 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 14504. | (n3onlemonade) | 80.38 | 94.6% | 2023-09-12 |
| 14505. | (vargtro) | 80.38 | 97% | 2016-05-19 |
| 14506. | KouTypin (kou_typingood) | 80.38 | 97% | 2015-12-26 |
| 14507. | (smexia) | 80.37 | 95% | 2022-08-01 |
| 14508. | average gamer (rina233) | 80.37 | 96.4% | 2023-07-16 |
| 14509. | (gamer95) | 80.37 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 14510. | Zuhair (zishraq) | 80.37 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
| 14511. | Sammy (sammykiller) | 80.37 | 99% | 2021-05-06 |
| 14512. | (dreiney) | 80.37 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 14513. | Jenna (trishz_me) | 80.37 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
| 14514. | Niklear (niklear) | 80.37 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 14515. | meng (eikmeng1127) | 80.36 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 14516. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 80.36 | 96% | 2021-10-12 |
| 14517. | Jeeb (jeebmaster9000) | 80.36 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
| 14518. | (nice_u) | 80.36 | 95% | 2021-11-08 |
| 14519. | (boomsterx) | 80.36 | 97% | 2012-10-12 |
| 14520. | (zettai) | 80.36 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |