I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10292. | Save Gaza! (scisaif) | 85.61 | 99% | 2021-08-31 |
| 10293. | Themthiam (themthiam) | 85.61 | 98.7% | 2024-02-29 |
| 10294. | Nat (ngg4) | 85.61 | 98% | 2019-01-05 |
| 10295. | Kevin (kxvinkim) | 85.61 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
| 10296. | dalia (daliafraga) | 85.61 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 10297. | Val (valenre) | 85.61 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 10298. | Sqonky (sqonky) | 85.61 | 97.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 10299. | muffin (fatmuffin) | 85.61 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 10300. | Daniel (tempguan) | 85.60 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 10301. | Volxage (volxage) | 85.60 | 96% | 2021-10-27 |
| 10302. | avona (avona) | 85.59 | 97% | 2025-04-09 |
| 10303. | Jennifer (jennlv) | 85.59 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 10304. | glhf (yourmomgae69) | 85.59 | 96.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10305. | Alex (alex_ofl) | 85.59 | 97.4% | 2024-11-06 |
| 10306. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 85.59 | 98% | 2021-12-13 |
| 10307. | Madison (mnbutler) | 85.59 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 10308. | Martin (martin_juan) | 85.58 | 99% | 2022-07-05 |
| 10309. | Declan (dg05) | 85.58 | 98.1% | 2025-04-05 |
| 10310. | bob (zirx2) | 85.58 | 98% | 2021-07-06 |
| 10311. | Colemak ⌨️ (topazio88) | 85.57 | 98.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 10312. | javie (javiebhop) | 85.57 | 97% | 2025-12-09 |
| 10313. | Yes (dylantusig) | 85.57 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 10314. | Xzereath (xzereath) | 85.57 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 10315. | Ckh (theckh) | 85.57 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 10316. | Nobu (nobunakamura) | 85.57 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 10317. | Reuzekip (reuzekip) | 85.56 | 97% | 2025-10-27 |
| 10318. | biran (biranbasi) | 85.56 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
| 10319. | Sarah (joonby) | 85.56 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| 10320. | Ata (aajan) | 85.56 | 98.1% | 2024-07-03 |
| 10321. | Jonowo (trainerjono) | 85.56 | 97% | 2020-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |