As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9279. | Tantowi (typebasic_123) | 85.86 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 9280. | Acke (ackehjarn) | 85.86 | 96.5% | 2021-01-29 |
| 9281. | Chooseysumo4 (chooseysumo4) | 85.86 | 99% | 2021-08-03 |
| 9282. | Nicholas (colemak_newbie) | 85.86 | 99% | 2017-01-01 |
| 9283. | Cara (clmcwilliams) | 85.86 | 97% | 2015-09-09 |
| 9284. | Shafiul (ayonshafiultype) | 85.85 | 96% | 2023-07-19 |
| 9285. | PRESTYBESTIE (prestybestie) | 85.85 | 98% | 2025-05-05 |
| 9286. | Anthony (aantho) | 85.85 | 95% | 2019-11-05 |
| 9287. | Henry (rustylimbs) | 85.85 | 97% | 2019-04-07 |
| 9288. | Anthony (kingsoar) | 85.85 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 9289. | Anh (anhmv) | 85.85 | 98% | 2018-06-24 |
| 9290. | KW (kiawa88) | 85.85 | 96% | 2016-02-12 |
| 9291. | Eric (edeltaco) | 85.84 | 98% | 2023-10-01 |
| 9292. | yeeth (yeeth_) | 85.84 | 97% | 2021-12-28 |
| 9293. | Dale (jammie_dodger) | 85.84 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
| 9294. | AJ (aj_jaswanth) | 85.84 | 93% | 2016-04-07 |
| 9295. | iep (iebeaux) | 85.83 | 97% | 2022-06-19 |
| 9296. | Paxton (pswongaa) | 85.83 | 99% | 2021-08-20 |
| 9297. | bob (zirx2) | 85.83 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 9298. | Nayeem (nayeem2021) | 85.83 | 99% | 2025-12-07 |
| 9299. | Fox (axel92) | 85.83 | 97% | 2016-02-20 |
| 9300. | Richard (rhendrick82989) | 85.83 | 97% | 2016-08-04 |
| 9301. | 528491 (meerkat2121) | 85.82 | 96% | 2025-12-11 |
| 9302. | Sunkist (oktobiantodp) | 85.82 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
| 9303. | 🐢🐢🐢🐢 (amogh1420) | 85.82 | 99% | 2020-12-06 |
| 9304. | Anuvrat (anuvrat) | 85.81 | 98% | 2015-07-03 |
| 9305. | Rasul (rasul07) | 85.81 | 96% | 2023-08-17 |
| 9306. | Almonde (chaochao25) | 85.80 | 94% | 2015-07-14 |
| 9307. | temp23178946 (previouslol) | 85.80 | 94.9% | 2025-01-21 |
| 9308. | csspring (sspring) | 85.80 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |