So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6181. | Marley (marley) | 95.19 | — | 2010-08-30 |
| 6182. | Vinicius (vnunesz77) | 95.19 | 99% | 2018-08-09 |
| 6183. | Bach (bach1) | 95.18 | 98% | 2015-12-29 |
| 6184. | Tim (iamsmooth) | 95.18 | 98% | 2014-01-10 |
| 6185. | Violet (fierypotato) | 95.18 | 98% | 2022-01-30 |
| 6186. | Davit (sonofar) | 95.18 | 99% | 2023-01-07 |
| 6187. | l502x (l502x) | 95.18 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 6188. | Chris (chrissamartino) | 95.17 | 91% | 2013-10-27 |
| 6189. | Jay (aasiaat) | 95.17 | 98% | 2023-02-01 |
| 6190. | Andrew (holocene_learning_d... | 95.17 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 6191. | Tucker (tuckerx187) | 95.17 | 94% | 2013-09-25 |
| 6192. | Logan1990 (logan1990) | 95.17 | 93% | 2012-12-19 |
| 6193. | Jon (jjoelson) | 95.17 | 96% | 2014-05-20 |
| 6194. | CCChuah (chongchew) | 95.17 | 98% | 2011-07-19 |
| 6195. | Will (modernleper) | 95.16 | 90% | 2015-02-12 |
| 6196. | Osama (jihad2001forever) | 95.16 | 98% | 2013-12-06 |
| 6197. | GAY (gayy) | 95.15 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 6198. | Kelvin - Colemak (winlost) | 95.15 | 98% | 2015-12-04 |
| 6199. | . (darkis) | 95.15 | 96% | 2022-05-09 |
| 6200. | Alex (alexyaeger) | 95.15 | 99% | 2019-02-20 |
| 6201. | ziren (ziren) | 95.15 | 99% | 2014-10-01 |
| 6202. | shihtea (shihtea) | 95.14 | 96% | 2022-12-21 |
| 6203. | Alogak (alogak) | 95.14 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 6204. | McGoose (mcgoose) | 95.14 | 96% | 2018-03-20 |
| 6205. | Philippe (hemlocker) | 95.14 | 93% | 2011-07-05 |
| 6206. | ok (herbaltea) | 95.13 | 99% | 2020-08-11 |
| 6207. | Deciman (dw657) | 95.12 | 97% | 2016-08-20 |
| 6208. | Stephan (shadwgod) | 95.12 | 99% | 2019-04-07 |
| 6209. | Mai (maile73) | 95.11 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 6210. | henlo (ireason) | 95.11 | 93% | 2015-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |