The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19649. | Frederik (dobobay) | 72.49 | 89% | 2016-08-12 |
| 19650. | Rho (hackinghorn) | 72.49 | 98% | 2011-10-01 |
| 19651. | Raz (adashi) | 72.49 | 99% | 2017-12-13 |
| 19652. | BASIL (basilps123) | 72.49 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 19653. | Neptune (neptune_22) | 72.49 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 19654. | Pontus (dampbambi) | 72.49 | 93% | 2012-10-29 |
| 19655. | szk3y (szk3y) | 72.49 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 19656. | taylor (taylor) | 72.49 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| 19657. | Keun (keunsuk) | 72.49 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 19658. | Chaudhary (dhankar) | 72.49 | 92% | 2014-06-05 |
| 19659. | Koala (koalabear2003) | 72.48 | 94% | 2019-08-16 |
| 19660. | law (lawx) | 72.48 | 97% | 2018-09-13 |
| 19661. | Tahir (tahir_leic) | 72.48 | 99% | 2023-01-01 |
| 19662. | JNeil! (miyapanget) | 72.48 | 94% | 2013-11-21 |
| 19663. | Tu (doangiangyen) | 72.48 | — | 2009-08-14 |
| 19664. | ButterScotch (chalti_jaey_c... | 72.48 | — | 2010-09-27 |
| 19665. | wigglyworm (wigglyworm) | 72.47 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
| 19666. | Nessak (nessak) | 72.47 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 19667. | Godson (godson_gts) | 72.47 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 19668. | jason (jcatiis) | 72.47 | 96% | 2016-12-29 |
| 19669. | Ara Ara (vinhwiu) | 72.47 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| 19670. | Chester (chesterization) | 72.47 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
| 19671. | Joahn (johanv1995) | 72.47 | 92% | 2014-10-04 |
| 19672. | Alex (zipphys) | 72.47 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 19673. | Clyde (nameless_00) | 72.47 | 95% | 2020-09-14 |
| 19674. | Ramzy (rmzynr) | 72.47 | 93% | 2016-09-27 |
| 19675. | Benedikt (dikt73) | 72.47 | 96% | 2019-04-17 |
| 19676. | ARK (anandh2410) | 72.47 | 97% | 2015-06-09 |
| 19677. | jed (jedhurricane) | 72.47 | 96% | 2016-08-25 |
| 19678. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 72.47 | 91% | 2013-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |