Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16809. | smash (smashmyass) | 73.91 | 94% | 2019-09-20 |
| 16810. | Rusty (ru5ty_) | 73.91 | 95% | 2022-06-06 |
| 16811. | windi_agli4 (windi_agli4) | 73.91 | 95% | 2022-03-31 |
| 16812. | vazo (speedyboivazo) | 73.90 | 93% | 2020-12-23 |
| 16813. | dan (dan88) | 73.89 | 92% | 2013-03-15 |
| 16814. | patrick (paaaatea) | 73.89 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 16815. | Philip (pengzz) | 73.89 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 16816. | projectfupagain (projectfup... | 73.89 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 16817. | ColtCobra (coltcobra) | 73.89 | 97% | 2022-04-13 |
| 16818. | Eva (niejingtan) | 73.89 | 97% | 2016-10-27 |
| 16819. | Bloop (meimer) | 73.89 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 16820. | Andrew (laughingpanda42) | 73.88 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 16821. | peanut (ipeanutbuttertoday) | 73.88 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 16822. | Norbert (norbert515) | 73.88 | 96% | 2019-08-18 |
| 16823. | 707 (nadhirhos) | 73.88 | 98.8% | 2023-07-11 |
| 16824. | drew (drewe) | 73.88 | 95% | 2015-11-12 |
| 16825. | Siddu (siddu9898) | 73.87 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 16826. | Viet (vietvhcr) | 73.87 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
| 16827. | lafretini (lafretini) | 73.87 | 97% | 2020-11-23 |
| 16828. | Evan (zinctoo) | 73.87 | 94% | 2015-04-16 |
| 16829. | Danilo (bonusgame) | 73.86 | — | 2009-05-09 |
| 16830. | Drake (drakeeeuru) | 73.86 | 96% | 2015-04-04 |
| 16831. | Zane (zaneevo) | 73.86 | 96% | 2014-08-18 |
| 16832. | Siri (feevo) | 73.86 | 87% | 2016-05-12 |
| 16833. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 73.86 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 16834. | Chinmay (chinmays1999) | 73.86 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 16835. | Jay (anond) | 73.85 | — | 2009-02-24 |
| 16836. | kav (leprothy) | 73.85 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 16837. | Mark (praey) | 73.85 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 16838. | Tardy (tardyislazy) | 73.85 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |