As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9475. | Kilian (xplodingforce) | 85.53 | 94% | 2016-05-01 |
| 9476. | Jerry (jyoung2gu) | 85.53 | 97% | 2015-12-31 |
| 9477. | Chance (chances019) | 85.53 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 9478. | parth (parthvaghela) | 85.52 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| 9479. | Darrell (rocky814) | 85.52 | 94% | 2016-06-28 |
| 9480. | Dvorak (dvorakattack) | 85.52 | 97% | 2025-12-24 |
| 9481. | Arc (arcaneghost) | 85.51 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9482. | Tom (brionel) | 85.51 | 97% | 2016-02-12 |
| 9483. | Andy Starr (andystarr) | 85.50 | 97.8% | 2024-08-29 |
| 9484. | NeTravaillezJamais (utenret) | 85.49 | 97% | 2024-07-15 |
| 9485. | Santiago (drebexler) | 85.49 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 9486. | Dkoctro (dkoctro) | 85.49 | 94% | 2022-09-18 |
| 9487. | Tonasky (tonasky) | 85.49 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 9488. | Ahmad (ahmadmozaffar) | 85.49 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 9489. | hero (iknowhtml) | 85.49 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 9490. | necati (naydin) | 85.49 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
| 9491. | Evan (zinctoo) | 85.48 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 9492. | TianHao (skydrag0n) | 85.48 | 97% | 2017-11-28 |
| 9493. | A Smokin' (alucardx) | 85.48 | 93% | 2016-07-01 |
| 9494. | tnagumo (tnagumo) | 85.48 | 90% | 2016-03-22 |
| 9495. | CBScoutdog (cbscoutdog) | 85.47 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 9496. | Careful (careful_) | 85.46 | 98% | 2023-07-21 |
| 9497. | hunt (hmich) | 85.46 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 9498. | Musa (greatwarrior235) | 85.46 | 99% | 2021-10-16 |
| 9499. | Bruno (heikai) | 85.46 | 96% | 2016-08-25 |
| 9500. | Corey (corstar97) | 85.46 | 98% | 2019-11-25 |
| 9501. | Heyhou (david73) | 85.45 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 9502. | BOss (goldere) | 85.45 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 9503. | Alex (alexhayward4321) | 85.45 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 9504. | tstats[depsy] (depsy) | 85.45 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |