So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4862. | Barry (barry011) | 99.35 | 97.4% | 2021-02-15 |
4863. | Nathan (oysterboy22) | 99.35 | — | 2009-12-23 |
4864. | Cass (castles) | 99.34 | — | 2009-09-16 |
4865. | C (tenac1ty) | 99.33 | 98% | 2020-06-13 |
4866. | Brett (deece531) | 99.33 | 95% | 2013-04-02 |
4867. | celimo (celimo) | 99.32 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
4868. | Ya (danielstroby) | 99.32 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
4869. | David (nunyobusiness) | 99.31 | 98% | 2015-09-10 |
4870. | Mehdi (badcrc) | 99.31 | 94% | 2012-06-02 |
4871. | Family Friendly User Name (... | 99.31 | 95% | 2016-12-09 |
4872. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 99.31 | 99% | 2021-02-23 |
4873. | Derek (rockmaninoff) | 99.31 | — | 2008-08-25 |
4874. | Fred (fred_fuchs69) | 99.30 | 97% | 2022-11-23 |
4875. | Trung (nhihon) | 99.30 | 96% | 2012-03-14 |
4876. | Nolan (diegonolan) | 99.29 | 98% | 2018-02-18 |
4877. | Alex (alexbackonqwerty) | 99.29 | 96% | 2023-03-07 |
4878. | Michae (zimph) | 99.28 | 98% | 2012-05-14 |
4879. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 99.27 | 99% | 2016-11-24 |
4880. | Nick (wyscaansin) | 99.26 | 99% | 2013-02-13 |
4881. | Calvin (toush_) | 99.25 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
4882. | Blake (somuchtype) | 99.24 | 95% | 2012-05-31 |
4883. | Nicholas (geekeyz) | 99.24 | 97% | 2015-03-20 |
4884. | pavan (pvsukalkar) | 99.23 | 99% | 2014-01-20 |
4885. | Kenzie (henryn16) | 99.22 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
4886. | Joe (jophish) | 99.21 | 99% | 2019-04-23 |
4887. | Tozu (tozu2) | 99.21 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
4888. | KoDaa (knguyen056) | 99.21 | 99% | 2018-08-28 |
4889. | Matt (defyinggravity2009@ho... | 99.21 | 99% | 2017-08-13 |
4890. | Christopher (cgbuen) | 99.21 | 94% | 2014-05-12 |
4891. | Lambdaa (cenkb) | 99.21 | 91% | 2014-01-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |