I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2036. | Felix (snaggy_) | 89.82 | 97% | 2024-05-10 |
| 2037. | Doc Hudson (willlee_7) | 89.82 | 96% | 2025-01-17 |
| 2038. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 89.79 | 98.6% | 2025-02-07 |
| 2039. | Michael (mwormley) | 89.77 | 97.4% | 2024-05-20 |
| 2040. | Eyeronical (parthtyperacerg... | 89.75 | 96% | 2023-08-30 |
| 2041. | Albert (levan24) | 89.71 | 96.4% | 2024-08-12 |
| 2042. | Al Jade (c00k1e) | 89.70 | 97.9% | 2023-05-29 |
| 2043. | St Emma (st_chibita) | 89.69 | 99% | 2023-09-10 |
| 2044. | SMhd (smhd) | 89.67 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
| 2045. | Janis (vigilante434) | 89.66 | 98.1% | 2025-01-20 |
| 2046. | 💓 (samhurwitz) | 89.65 | 97.4% | 2023-09-11 |
| 2047. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 89.64 | 96% | 2024-04-14 |
| 2048. | LC (lauraurora) | 89.63 | 97% | 2025-09-22 |
| 2049. | Bolt (boltxd) | 89.61 | 97% | 2025-09-08 |
| 2050. | Treffig (treffig) | 89.55 | 97.1% | 2023-12-29 |
| 2051. | Francisco Amat (saryon) | 89.54 | 97.6% | 2023-10-03 |
| 2052. | Ziluri (ziluri) | 89.50 | 97.4% | 2023-07-26 |
| 2053. | Bill (obamayang420) | 89.50 | 96.7% | 2024-06-24 |
| 2054. | TJ (dreamstyle) | 89.49 | 98% | 2024-06-28 |
| 2055. | Lucas (vysclucas) | 89.48 | 97.1% | 2025-01-24 |
| 2056. | sophi (vuroki) | 89.46 | 96.7% | 2023-09-27 |
| 2057. | Veganova (veganova) | 89.46 | 96% | 2025-07-11 |
| 2058. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 89.46 | 98% | 2026-04-13 |
| 2059. | Escobar Gaming (voldemort_i... | 89.45 | 97.5% | 2024-11-17 |
| 2060. | chxx_25 (chxx_25) | 89.43 | 99% | 2023-06-11 |
| 2061. | JK (jrkeano) | 89.42 | 98% | 2023-09-21 |
| 2062. | 3.14 (rom3_141592) | 89.41 | 98.6% | 2023-07-01 |
| 2063. | Alice (transientking) | 89.39 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 2064. | Dexterr (dexterr_) | 89.39 | 96% | 2023-06-03 |
| 2065. | Ansar (paxaq) | 89.38 | 97.3% | 2024-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |