So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6877. | Kelsey (barlowgirl125) | 93.37 | 92% | 2016-10-24 |
| 6878. | satoo (satoo) | 93.37 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 6879. | Chaka (cha_ka) | 93.35 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 6880. | invalidcode (invalidcode2322) | 93.35 | 99% | 2022-09-24 |
| 6881. | Smeagella (smeagella) | 93.35 | 98% | 2014-08-08 |
| 6882. | ☺ AASHRU... (Business Ana... | 93.35 | 95% | 2013-08-12 |
| 6883. | Abah (melaka) | 93.35 | 98% | 2013-07-10 |
| 6884. | Dominic (aboveawesome) | 93.34 | 86% | 2015-11-03 |
| 6885. | sam (samdauphi) | 93.34 | 98% | 2022-03-27 |
| 6886. | Allen (allent528) | 93.34 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
| 6887. | Bailey (bbrusca98) | 93.34 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 6888. | Chakrit (chakrit) | 93.34 | 86% | 2016-09-28 |
| 6889. | Michael (flaregun) | 93.34 | 92% | 2014-09-29 |
| 6890. | Alec (lcpckp) | 93.33 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 6891. | Jack (floppyfish278) | 93.33 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 6892. | Michael (hammist) | 93.33 | 98% | 2012-10-30 |
| 6893. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 93.32 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 6894. | ACC [99 - 100] (dinoh_sandys) | 93.32 | 99% | 2021-12-28 |
| 6895. | Sean (ziltiod94) | 93.32 | 99% | 2014-03-10 |
| 6896. | OuttaCtrl (outtactrl) | 93.32 | 96% | 2017-04-15 |
| 6897. | FUNRUINER (abefroman) | 93.32 | 93% | 2015-10-24 |
| 6898. | Hut Hut (aaltar) | 93.32 | 97% | 2012-10-27 |
| 6899. | SenAlice (gokamiso) | 93.31 | 99.1% | 2023-07-26 |
| 6900. | Jorbean (jcooper0111) | 93.31 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| 6901. | quipo (quipo) | 93.31 | 96% | 2019-04-29 |
| 6902. | Schmalb (schmalb) | 93.30 | 97% | 2022-03-09 |
| 6903. | Asgard (iasgard) | 93.29 | 99% | 2018-09-16 |
| 6904. | John (jaymund) | 93.28 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 6905. | Emmanuel (esamics) | 93.28 | 98% | 2019-05-03 |
| 6906. | none (game_die_die) | 93.28 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |