With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7312. | boss (jpairat) | 91.46 | 99% | 2025-12-19 |
| 7313. | Mixalis (mixalis6804) | 91.45 | 97% | 2021-02-07 |
| 7314. | ManHungryLibrarian (samanth... | 91.45 | 95% | 2017-05-20 |
| 7315. | Carl (carlstanson) | 91.45 | 99% | 2016-09-21 |
| 7316. | Vincent (vinpiphany) | 91.43 | 99% | 2016-10-17 |
| 7317. | J (jl94) | 91.43 | 98% | 2019-07-01 |
| 7318. | Shawn (frezna) | 91.43 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 7319. | Miccalo (miccalo_dv) | 91.43 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 7320. | DiqmondIV (diqmondiv) | 91.41 | 98.5% | 2023-12-18 |
| 7321. | typeracer9988 (typeracer9988) | 91.41 | 98% | 2024-02-20 |
| 7322. | Jordan (jagmasta259) | 91.41 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 7323. | Krypto (krypto406) | 91.41 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 7324. | Anthony (smychavo) | 91.40 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 7325. | Christian (xxxcleverchrisxxx) | 91.39 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 7326. | speedysummy (sfpittman97) | 91.38 | 97.6% | 2025-04-19 |
| 7327. | asdf (rushlync) | 91.38 | 97.7% | 2023-10-28 |
| 7328. | Simon (slimsonkysreformed) | 91.36 | 97% | 2026-03-16 |
| 7329. | zijun0502 (zijun0502) | 91.36 | 97.1% | 2024-12-14 |
| 7330. | Lemonade on Meth (riqlemonade) | 91.36 | 96% | 2022-01-15 |
| 7331. | KTH (kthmanish) | 91.36 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 7332. | Blagoj (pauc_99) | 91.36 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 7333. | Joshua (deetweet) | 91.36 | 100% | 2021-02-13 |
| 7334. | 0 (gochoo) | 91.36 | 98% | 2019-08-09 |
| 7335. | Hal (goscinny2) | 91.36 | 97% | 2018-12-19 |
| 7336. | Brandon (menindo) | 91.35 | 94.9% | 2024-08-19 |
| 7337. | Ayvan (dharmablade) | 91.35 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 7338. | VyPah (vypah) | 91.35 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 7339. | Alvin (icelord848) | 91.34 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| 7340. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 91.34 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 7341. | Jess (zhoujt23) | 91.34 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |