As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8063. | garagdon (garagdon) | 88.38 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 8064. | fruitsauce (ghostspirit) | 88.38 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 8065. | Tihana (tihanachu) | 88.38 | 98% | 2019-06-23 |
| 8066. | Chips (mrchips) | 88.38 | 93% | 2016-06-08 |
| 8067. | TJ (1gear) | 88.37 | 98% | 2024-07-22 |
| 8068. | senturyo (senturyo) | 88.37 | 97.5% | 2024-06-15 |
| 8069. | Orlac (orlac) | 88.37 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 8070. | Donkey (crazybraden) | 88.37 | 98% | 2025-03-27 |
| 8071. | Questt (questtlee) | 88.37 | 99% | 2021-05-04 |
| 8072. | Chris (chris199701) | 88.37 | 89% | 2016-05-24 |
| 8073. | iotku (iotku) | 88.37 | 96% | 2015-04-10 |
| 8074. | Sekula (sekula) | 88.36 | 97.3% | 2023-09-26 |
| 8075. | Implosive (ximplosive) | 88.36 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 8076. | Chroma (chroma_aus) | 88.36 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 8077. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 88.36 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
| 8078. | atoi (atoi) | 88.36 | 98% | 2016-07-03 |
| 8079. | zijun0502 (zijun0502) | 88.35 | 97% | 2024-12-28 |
| 8080. | noint (noint) | 88.35 | 98.2% | 2024-03-09 |
| 8081. | aaaaaaaaa (corporalham) | 88.34 | 98% | 2024-01-23 |
| 8082. | Hkishi (hkishi) | 88.34 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 8083. | hazmel (mesba7) | 88.34 | 97.3% | 2024-09-28 |
| 8084. | Jakkrij (bank32) | 88.34 | 97% | 2015-10-31 |
| 8085. | Aviral (aviral_uchiha) | 88.33 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 8086. | Linus (frogplayz) | 88.33 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
| 8087. | jayp (phrasez) | 88.33 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
| 8088. | Shubham (shubhu_) | 88.32 | 99.3% | 2024-11-06 |
| 8089. | av (bsod2528) | 88.32 | 96.8% | 2023-09-19 |
| 8090. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 88.32 | 98.2% | 2025-04-09 |
| 8091. | Ata (terrr) | 88.32 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 8092. | Steve (feedthejoe) | 88.32 | 98.2% | 2024-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |