As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9833. | Protegent (protegentbutyes) | 84.63 | 95% | 2023-07-05 |
| 9834. | Yorn (yordelehihooo) | 84.63 | 98% | 2023-11-17 |
| 9835. | Al Jade (c00k1e) | 84.63 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 9836. | Jem (jampr) | 84.63 | 96% | 2021-03-12 |
| 9837. | pavan (pvsukalkar) | 84.63 | 97% | 2015-07-11 |
| 9838. | Baked (bakedzt) | 84.62 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9839. | musratte (musratte) | 84.61 | 95.7% | 2023-12-05 |
| 9840. | Lattawat (ti3z) | 84.61 | 96% | 2026-04-12 |
| 9841. | Trishu (trishu) | 84.60 | 97.6% | 2023-06-26 |
| 9842. | pz (pingzhi) | 84.60 | 98% | 2025-05-29 |
| 9843. | Kotaro (kotaro_qwerty) | 84.60 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 9844. | Daniel (danmeyers9) | 84.60 | 99% | 2020-06-05 |
| 9845. | boustrophedon (boustrophedon) | 84.60 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| 9846. | Nahuatl_19650 (asanch5169) | 84.60 | 97.8% | 2025-01-23 |
| 9847. | RiP (robertsr4l) | 84.59 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 9848. | Jerry (jl22) | 84.59 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 9849. | Keishi (keishi25) | 84.58 | 97% | 2025-12-23 |
| 9850. | gline9 (gline9) | 84.58 | 94% | 2017-01-09 |
| 9851. | Paij (paij) | 84.58 | 95.8% | 2024-01-25 |
| 9852. | Zir0 (ziiro) | 84.58 | 97.2% | 2021-02-24 |
| 9853. | matt (hornywoman) | 84.58 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 9854. | Zachary (dahaak) | 84.58 | 97% | 2015-06-03 |
| 9855. | jay (jay1212) | 84.57 | 99% | 2020-11-13 |
| 9856. | Prasant (man_iac) | 84.57 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 9857. | chansom (chansom) | 84.56 | 95.6% | 2024-08-05 |
| 9858. | Raithorm (sityr) | 84.56 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 9859. | a (hanso345) | 84.56 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 9860. | GEL (angelaqqin) | 84.56 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 9861. | 🍋🍋🍋 (n3onlemonade) | 84.56 | 96.2% | 2023-09-14 |
| 9862. | Zakiy (zakiy) | 84.56 | 95% | 2021-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |