See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9800. | Nacho (nqcho) | 82.77 | 98% | 2025-08-14 |
| 9801. | John (bonefacio) | 82.77 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 9802. | Seth (sdun) | 82.77 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 9803. | oliver (oliverscythe) | 82.77 | 98% | 2020-09-04 |
| 9804. | Mo. (mo_rehan24) | 82.77 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9805. | Ricky (coolmun) | 82.76 | 97% | 2026-01-04 |
| 9806. | Rosmi (rosmi) | 82.76 | 97% | 2025-08-05 |
| 9807. | peptobepto (peptobepto) | 82.76 | 96% | 2025-08-06 |
| 9808. | Persian` (bolgante14) | 82.76 | 95.1% | 2024-05-04 |
| 9809. | Jacob (frazisbest) | 82.76 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 9810. | Momi (momi_the_egirl) | 82.76 | 97% | 2022-08-27 |
| 9811. | Matt (kearvek) | 82.76 | 98.2% | 2021-02-09 |
| 9812. | tuuby (alohatubby) | 82.76 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 9813. | Jordan (mrkentman) | 82.75 | 96.2% | 2023-12-04 |
| 9814. | Poter (scadatyper) | 82.75 | 99% | 2023-03-03 |
| 9815. | Phantom (phantomx0990) | 82.75 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 9816. | RAMs3c (xander360) | 82.74 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 9817. | Viforul (viforul23_) | 82.74 | 97% | 2023-11-18 |
| 9818. | nate (fullspeedtyper) | 82.74 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 9819. | Zihad (zihadeasin) | 82.74 | 96% | 2019-07-09 |
| 9820. | nate (usernamenate) | 82.73 | 99% | 2025-05-01 |
| 9821. | HamasHater (hamassucksdick) | 82.73 | 96.9% | 2024-04-23 |
| 9822. | ThuloDai (racer1999) | 82.73 | 98% | 2024-03-29 |
| 9823. | Diego (undeaditachi34) | 82.73 | 98% | 2021-04-03 |
| 9824. | Laween (theguywiththelaptop... | 82.73 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 9825. | Jude (jfendo) | 82.73 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 9826. | Matt (snailtyperacer) | 82.73 | 96% | 2022-07-12 |
| 9827. | venacava69 (venacava69) | 82.72 | 97% | 2025-04-11 |
| 9828. | john (jahcoozi) | 82.71 | 99% | 2022-06-15 |
| 9829. | Justin (juso53) | 82.71 | 95% | 2019-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |