Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27813. | Akshiet (learningworm) | 56.99 | 95% | 2019-08-14 |
| 27814. | Berz (berz) | 56.99 | — | 2008-11-03 |
| 27815. | Cem (ceyarzam) | 56.99 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 27816. | Hieu (lavatran) | 56.99 | 91% | 2014-07-27 |
| 27817. | Devon (dennydoo11) | 56.99 | — | 2009-11-23 |
| 27818. | mayn (mayn65) | 56.98 | 95% | 2022-09-04 |
| 27819. | trap (trxp) | 56.98 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 27820. | Merlin (magicmush) | 56.98 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
| 27821. | Jelly (jellytime59_) | 56.98 | 93% | 2018-05-08 |
| 27822. | Arafat (arafat_hasan) | 56.98 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 27823. | Petar (petar17) | 56.98 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 27824. | gdonke (gdonke) | 56.98 | 96.5% | 2023-08-16 |
| 27825. | varun (vakot) | 56.98 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
| 27826. | Derek (zocdeta) | 56.98 | 93% | 2015-11-02 |
| 27827. | zombie (zmbbmb) | 56.98 | 93% | 2014-04-21 |
| 27828. | 💩 (jahangiralam) | 56.98 | 97% | 2018-11-17 |
| 27829. | Piyush (puldybeast12) | 56.97 | 95% | 2022-11-21 |
| 27830. | Edd (christenlanger) | 56.97 | 91% | 2014-05-04 |
| 27831. | Goku (rmehedi) | 56.97 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 27832. | Sky (skydenver) | 56.97 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 27833. | Jacob (jacobogbeide) | 56.97 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
| 27834. | AUDEAMUS (audeamus) | 56.97 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
| 27835. | Xiao (xiao_hui) | 56.97 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 27836. | Mark (zerkercm) | 56.97 | 95% | 2018-04-28 |
| 27837. | Zigurd (zigurd) | 56.97 | 86% | 2016-07-19 |
| 27838. | Johnny (jlien0102) | 56.97 | 87% | 2015-01-12 |
| 27839. | Pixel (pixel) | 56.97 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 27840. | Ye (yexiaojun) | 56.96 | 95% | 2014-11-23 |
| 27841. | Eamon (eams_) | 56.96 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 27842. | Sveto (phantomtyper) | 56.96 | 97% | 2018-03-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |