Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3156. | Kaiter (kaiterman) | 74.13 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
| 3157. | Jerald (j___g) | 74.06 | 95% | 2019-09-21 |
| 3158. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 74.06 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
| 3159. | Pogan Laul (ptchristrian) | 74.05 | 96% | 2018-02-15 |
| 3160. | Borlagotch (19jonono) | 74.03 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 3161. | Savion (savy1512) | 74.02 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 3162. | Core (coreparadox) | 74.01 | 97% | 2020-01-01 |
| 3163. | FS (kittyman31) | 73.99 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 3164. | Graham (grayham11) | 73.99 | 95% | 2020-04-10 |
| 3165. | BoxingNguyen (boxingnguyen) | 73.97 | 99% | 2019-03-19 |
| 3166. | Azamat (azaatabayev) | 73.96 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3167. | anne (strawberrybannenana) | 73.96 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 3168. | Santiago (drebexler) | 73.95 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 3169. | mangr. (mangus2) | 73.95 | 96% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3170. | Oscar (worstplayer87) | 73.95 | 97% | 2019-03-09 |
| 3171. | jonathan (jgreco2818) | 73.94 | 99% | 2018-04-13 |
| 3172. | Bjorn (bvbzolder) | 73.93 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 3173. | Jason (zidea) | 73.93 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3174. | tstats[salahf5] (salahf5) | 73.93 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 3175. | shudawg (1122) | 73.92 | 95% | 2019-03-01 |
| 3176. | Jan (abundances) | 73.91 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 3177. | Vasanth Raja (vasanthraja) | 73.89 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 3178. | Sheen (sheen33) | 73.89 | 96% | 2018-07-12 |
| 3179. | Matthew (10angles) | 73.89 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 3180. | Alex (tsaalex) | 73.88 | 98% | 2018-12-08 |
| 3181. | Mikel (meekay) | 73.88 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
| 3182. | Dal (astronerd) | 73.88 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 3183. | Kabir (chi_bear) | 73.87 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
| 3184. | Ben (bentontypesfast) | 73.87 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 3185. | Gordon (99m9) | 73.85 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |