There's an old joke, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of them says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions!" Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
—from Annie Hall, a movie by Woody Allen
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1129. | Nicholas (creamycarrots) | 94.76 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 1130. | Charlie (cduong04) | 94.73 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1131. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 94.73 | 99% | 2020-09-08 |
| 1132. | Bruce (milothatch) | 94.72 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 1133. | Uxna (uxna) | 94.68 | 97% | 2019-08-20 |
| 1134. | Quan (quanthechino) | 94.67 | 98% | 2019-03-09 |
| 1135. | Bingy (waesoph) | 94.67 | 98% | 2019-08-09 |
| 1136. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 94.66 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| 1137. | Tozu (tozu) | 94.65 | 96% | 2018-06-02 |
| 1138. | John (selurnipohc) | 94.64 | 99% | 2018-07-15 |
| 1139. | OLRT (hukursun) | 94.62 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1140. | Jacob (jacob_milliron) | 94.61 | 98% | 2018-12-16 |
| 1141. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 94.59 | 99% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1142. | Dum Dumb (dumdumbrulz) | 94.56 | 98% | 2017-11-22 |
| 1143. | masoniya (masoniya) | 94.53 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
| 1144. | Alex (the_drifter) | 94.53 | 99% | 2020-03-19 |
| 1145. | TJ (zhtlee) | 94.52 | 99% | 2019-01-25 |
| 1146. | jack18 (jack18) | 94.52 | 98% | 2020-04-17 |
| 1147. | Declan (deccazz) | 94.50 | 99% | 2019-08-09 |
| 1148. | Mellow (mellowhammer) | 94.49 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
| 1149. | Gilbert (gilberto47831) | 94.43 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 1150. | Max (17maxklivans) | 94.43 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1151. | Kyle (minimoose12) | 94.43 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
| 1152. | Nicholas (fryingpan) | 94.42 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 1153. | https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXc... | 94.42 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
| 1154. | Eujean (eujean) | 94.41 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 1155. | Dan! (◕‿◕✿) (danilo... | 94.40 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 1156. | Joseph (alphajoseph) | 94.36 | 99% | 2020-04-13 |
| 1157. | Alex (alexstrang25) | 94.34 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
| 1158. | Darren (baochun2) | 94.34 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,863 | 78.69 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 6 | 115.21 | August 3, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 69.37 | January 14, 2024 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 81.07 | July 30, 2021 |