The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12907. | Rae (gigimarie) | 84.21 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
| 12908. | London (london_town) | 84.21 | 97.9% | 2024-08-16 |
| 12909. | Antony (antonleghost) | 84.21 | 96.9% | 2024-02-25 |
| 12910. | Typer (slowtyper204) | 84.20 | 95% | 2025-05-28 |
| 12911. | BigBoyCloset (hcildolich) | 84.20 | 96% | 2025-05-02 |
| 12912. | Ederd (ederdxd) | 84.20 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
| 12913. | (_darya_) | 84.20 | 97% | 2024-08-13 |
| 12914. | BLU (glitterblonde) | 84.20 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 12915. | Fabio (prosfearme) | 84.20 | 97% | 2018-05-05 |
| 12916. | ceique (yogs) | 84.20 | 92% | 2013-08-11 |
| 12917. | Robert (jstlink) | 84.20 | 95% | 2016-03-20 |
| 12918. | CJ Tags (tag_tria04) | 84.19 | 96.5% | 2024-09-10 |
| 12919. | pls (pls_) | 84.19 | 97% | 2024-07-24 |
| 12920. | Billy (chipsdown) | 84.19 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 12921. | James (jepk67) | 84.19 | 96% | 2020-09-28 |
| 12922. | miniuzziz (miniuzziz) | 84.19 | 96% | 2019-05-01 |
| 12923. | dumb (slothinhumandisguise) | 84.18 | 97.8% | 2024-09-02 |
| 12924. | Ty (stealthracer) | 84.18 | 97% | 2024-02-28 |
| 12925. | Parker (pigsticks) | 84.18 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 12926. | Keith (keith_qwerty) | 84.18 | 98% | 2025-03-27 |
| 12927. | taha (tahashemy) | 84.18 | 98.3% | 2024-11-16 |
| 12928. | joanne (toiletchan) | 84.18 | 96% | 2016-03-21 |
| 12929. | Chris (zheyu) | 84.18 | 98% | 2014-02-18 |
| 12930. | Jonas (outofdeltav) | 84.18 | 97.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 12931. | Sean (sat75) | 84.18 | 94% | 2014-03-24 |
| 12932. | ᓀᓂ (rosefuneral) | 84.18 | 98% | 2013-01-31 |
| 12933. | gintoki (gintokixoxo) | 84.17 | 96% | 2025-09-11 |
| 12934. | kekw (propann) | 84.17 | 95.7% | 2024-07-06 |
| 12935. | Khai (superoiishi) | 84.17 | 99% | 2022-02-05 |
| 12936. | Ben (dr00yd) | 84.17 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |