The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4782. | Hugh (olowken) | 103.60 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 4783. | Schuyler (captainsky03) | 103.60 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 4784. | Sven (zeverit) | 103.60 | 99% | 2021-12-11 |
| 4785. | derdier (derdier) | 103.60 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 4786. | Asian (asiansupremacy) | 103.59 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 4787. | Daniel (daw9801) | 103.57 | 93% | 2016-12-27 |
| 4788. | A (dicktucker) | 103.57 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 4789. | kostia (kostia244) | 103.56 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 4790. | heng (xshadowlegendx) | 103.56 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 4791. | Elden (bloab) | 103.56 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 4792. | DarkNCurly (darkncurly) | 103.55 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 4793. | Nazish (123456_nazish) | 103.55 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 4794. | Babuu👶 (babybabu) | 103.54 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 4795. | aiarys (aiarys) | 103.54 | 99% | 2022-09-07 |
| 4796. | Jeff (yureka) | 103.54 | 94% | 2015-02-16 |
| 4797. | Max (rofflewoffles) | 103.54 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 4798. | Chris (havackus) | 103.53 | 96% | 2014-03-10 |
| 4799. | Vebjørn (zherex) | 103.53 | 98% | 2017-10-20 |
| 4800. | Matt (mattster98) | 103.52 | 96% | 2011-08-01 |
| 4801. | Fluoride Action Network (nize) | 103.52 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 4802. | dac (daca) | 103.52 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 4803. | Paolo (invelt) | 103.50 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 4804. | Chad (peachey22) | 103.50 | 100% | 2013-11-13 |
| 4805. | I'm (ten10) | 103.50 | 99% | 2015-04-18 |
| 4806. | HousePeople (housepeople) | 103.49 | 98% | 2015-02-24 |
| 4807. | Lex (thegodlyalien) | 103.49 | 97% | 2016-03-13 |
| 4808. | blaise (pprince) | 103.49 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 4809. | James (the_swan) | 103.48 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 4810. | TimTam_NZ (timtam_nz) | 103.48 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
| 4811. | Petter (jompakrutt) | 103.48 | 98% | 2012-12-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |