The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4777. | blaise (pprince) | 103.49 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 4778. | HousePeople (housepeople) | 103.49 | 98% | 2015-02-24 |
| 4779. | James (the_swan) | 103.48 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
| 4780. | TimTam_NZ (timtam_nz) | 103.48 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
| 4781. | Petter (jompakrutt) | 103.48 | 98% | 2012-12-30 |
| 4782. | Jonathan (sirlolsalot) | 103.47 | 94% | 2015-06-10 |
| 4783. | Kyourn (yosteve) | 103.47 | 91% | 2016-05-16 |
| 4784. | Parsa (paarsaxd) | 103.47 | 91% | 2015-06-09 |
| 4785. | mvg (mvgxt) | 103.46 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 4786. | Lence (lence88) | 103.46 | — | 2008-09-28 |
| 4787. | Optics (optics) | 103.46 | 96% | 2013-09-13 |
| 4788. | Matt (buckayow) | 103.45 | 84% | 2012-11-10 |
| 4789. | mxlsiia (melsiia) | 103.45 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 4790. | l0ve (viperlord) | 103.45 | 96% | 2012-05-06 |
| 4791. | stephen (chate) | 103.45 | 95% | 2012-11-10 |
| 4792. | Dominick (domo480) | 103.45 | 92% | 2012-07-26 |
| 4793. | zhem_ (zhem) | 103.44 | 96% | 2021-11-18 |
| 4794. | BEing VinCI (ppubalo) | 103.44 | 99% | 2022-07-17 |
| 4795. | Brian (brifri328) | 103.43 | 95% | 2013-10-20 |
| 4796. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 103.43 | 99% | 2021-10-05 |
| 4797. | Spookeh (spookeeh) | 103.43 | 93% | 2016-06-17 |
| 4798. | Snouto (snoutowo) | 103.42 | 97.3% | 2023-07-30 |
| 4799. | David (dcoh91) | 103.42 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
| 4800. | Sherwin (theshadowers) | 103.41 | 96% | 2019-10-01 |
| 4801. | Joel (mrtatertot) | 103.41 | 97% | 2013-02-19 |
| 4802. | imnotpeteryo (imnotpeteryo) | 103.41 | 98% | 2014-07-31 |
| 4803. | Jia Quan (weejiaquan) | 103.41 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 4804. | Joseph (trailmix) | 103.41 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
| 4805. | Brian (shoebie22) | 103.41 | 90% | 2011-08-23 |
| 4806. | Joseph (joebloe) | 103.41 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |