Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4322. | Dann (danndilion) | 61.80 | 98% | 2019-05-16 |
| 4323. | Nejrychlejsi (vire001) | 61.78 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
| 4324. | Akash (ichigoaki) | 61.78 | 96% | 2018-05-18 |
| 4325. | hazel (h4zel) | 61.77 | 95% | 2019-08-01 |
| 4326. | Ginestg (ginestg) | 61.77 | 96% | 2018-12-08 |
| 4327. | Logan (thunderst0rm) | 61.73 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 4328. | Laurence (zpmncl) | 61.73 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 4329. | Dali (dalehhh) | 61.72 | 95% | 2018-12-02 |
| 4330. | Joanne (foxscully) | 61.69 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4331. | Shohan (ansshohan) | 61.69 | 96% | 2020-05-22 |
| 4332. | 雪 (bbgotme) | 61.68 | 95% | 2019-12-28 |
| 4333. | Chicago (chikako) | 61.68 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
| 4334. | sprwhk (sprwhwk) | 61.67 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 4335. | Steve (scarafec) | 61.65 | 95% | 2018-12-19 |
| 4336. | Luis (regneva17) | 61.63 | 95% | 2019-07-23 |
| 4337. | Keith (keithlau) | 61.63 | 94% | 2019-02-22 |
| 4338. | Hewwo (tytytypeeeee) | 61.61 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 4339. | K (zhanbolat) | 61.61 | 96% | 2018-05-04 |
| 4340. | Peyton (peytonk608) | 61.58 | 97% | 2020-08-21 |
| 4341. | Nima (nimayaqmuri) | 61.57 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| 4342. | Philip (pengzz) | 61.56 | 94% | 2020-02-29 |
| 4343. | Equaus (equaus) | 61.56 | 95% | 2019-02-14 |
| 4344. | Nathen (tangentt) | 61.55 | 97% | 2019-11-30 |
| 4345. | George (geobro72898) | 61.55 | 96% | 2018-04-18 |
| 4346. | Colemak (half_as_fizzy) | 61.54 | 94% | 2020-11-07 |
| 4347. | LAOZIXI (seanleezhxi) | 61.54 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 4348. | Craig (craigteev17) | 61.53 | 95% | 2019-09-09 |
| 4349. | John (slappy116) | 61.51 | 95% | 2020-08-12 |
| 4350. | OBsole (footcandilight) | 61.50 | 95% | 2018-06-06 |
| 4351. | Mohammad (daretohackme) | 61.46 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |