The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14713. | Kent (bucketfullabiscuits) | 80.24 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 14714. | nj123 (nj_123) | 80.24 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 14715. | Rasmus (swaqrazzer) | 80.24 | 94% | 2015-10-30 |
| 14716. | Alex (revl8er) | 80.24 | 91% | 2012-02-22 |
| 14717. | Flavo (flavodavo) | 80.24 | — | 2009-12-23 |
| 14718. | cu63y (qu63y) | 80.23 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 14719. | Fincali197 (fincali197) | 80.23 | 97.2% | 2023-06-13 |
| 14720. | hyeonk (hyeonk) | 80.23 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
| 14721. | tasnim (beowulf) | 80.23 | 99% | 2012-08-04 |
| 14722. | Elias (mojolake) | 80.22 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 14723. | GoofyGoober (hiyunji32) | 80.22 | 92% | 2015-11-05 |
| 14724. | hahaha (hahaha2) | 80.22 | 98.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 14725. | Justin (justinthelabad) | 80.22 | 94% | 2016-10-12 |
| 14726. | Jio (turtletypist97) | 80.22 | 97% | 2016-05-15 |
| 14727. | Kushal (mack_spicyhunks) | 80.22 | 95% | 2011-07-03 |
| 14728. | Kevin (kevin.mcmurphy@gmail... | 80.22 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 14729. | Zhaker (zhaker) | 80.21 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 14730. | cc (guest008) | 80.21 | 90% | 2017-02-14 |
| 14731. | Celsius 233 (celsius233) | 80.21 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 14732. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 80.21 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
| 14733. | iubyont (iubyont) | 80.21 | 97% | 2012-06-07 |
| 14734. | My caps lock is glitched on... | 80.21 | 90% | 2011-12-01 |
| 14735. | " " (jawnny) | 80.20 | 94% | 2021-03-15 |
| 14736. | Will (carbohydra) | 80.20 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
| 14737. | Erwin (oldskoollogik) | 80.20 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 14738. | Adrian (adrianc04) | 80.20 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 14739. | Biggie Cheese (citrus_tr) | 80.19 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 14740. | Unbinned (pixlter) | 80.19 | 98% | 2022-08-26 |
| 14741. | Tyler (tyster02) | 80.19 | 95% | 2022-09-19 |
| 14742. | shoddy-cook (mosuande) | 80.19 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |