As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5773. | Kamil (2fathers) | 94.84 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 5774. | leftovericecream (leftoveri... | 94.84 | 99% | 2022-07-10 |
| 5775. | u suck (unholydemonlord) | 94.84 | 94.6% | 2024-10-15 |
| 5776. | Zeeshan (zeeshan13) | 94.84 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 5777. | Dan (bupkisdaddy) | 94.83 | 96.2% | 2023-12-08 |
| 5778. | Sam (sjt1997) | 94.83 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 5779. | cu63y (qu63y) | 94.83 | 97.2% | 2023-08-30 |
| 5780. | edisonhussey (furox) | 94.83 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
| 5781. | hailee (imeanokiguess) | 94.81 | 99% | 2021-06-08 |
| 5782. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 94.81 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 5783. | Jeff (jeffmartinedvan) | 94.81 | 97% | 2021-02-22 |
| 5784. | Darth (littleani) | 94.81 | 98% | 2016-05-06 |
| 5785. | Andrew (racingrazor) | 94.81 | 97% | 2017-02-01 |
| 5786. | Koupka (koupka) | 94.80 | 98.2% | 2024-11-25 |
| 5787. | cain (lollypoop) | 94.80 | 94.9% | 2024-08-02 |
| 5788. | Liu (jazzkey) | 94.80 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
| 5789. | Aamill (aamill) | 94.79 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 5790. | Zettavolt (zettavolt) | 94.79 | 97.6% | 2024-11-21 |
| 5791. | Alcolopa (emilioelmurr) | 94.79 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 5792. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 94.79 | 97% | 2015-04-13 |
| 5793. | Giancarlo (gvald23) | 94.79 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 5794. | Zhadow (zhadowborn) | 94.79 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 5795. | Coffee (king_julian) | 94.78 | 97% | 2019-12-24 |
| 5796. | Hunter (jasoncb805) | 94.77 | 99% | 2023-02-22 |
| 5797. | N (natejam) | 94.77 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 5798. | Kyle (break_fast) | 94.76 | 98% | 2023-11-23 |
| 5799. | David (dwang05) | 94.76 | 99% | 2021-03-26 |
| 5800. | blob (blobery) | 94.76 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 5801. | ava (lowmoya_dvorak) | 94.76 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 5802. | ahmed (thebeliever) | 94.76 | 97% | 2015-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |