So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9981. | simen (weeooweeoo) | 85.74 | 98% | 2019-09-04 |
| 9982. | David (dungeonsiege) | 85.74 | 91% | 2015-12-12 |
| 9983. | Angie (bnlgusterfan) | 85.73 | 97% | 2016-08-02 |
| 9984. | Zovi (zovi) | 85.73 | 99% | 2021-08-20 |
| 9985. | Bao (baowilliam) | 85.73 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 9986. | nimitz (nimitzpro) | 85.73 | 96% | 2021-11-13 |
| 9987. | Jon (treantprotector) | 85.73 | 93% | 2013-02-21 |
| 9988. | Bo (cheeseburger) | 85.73 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 9989. | Apprentoc (apprentoc) | 85.72 | 97% | 2020-04-13 |
| 9990. | Maxwell (goatmaxwelln) | 85.71 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 9991. | ItsMe2314 (itsme2314) | 85.71 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 9992. | Michael (punkkoala) | 85.71 | 96% | 2016-01-23 |
| 9993. | Khun (khundang02) | 85.71 | 91% | 2013-06-23 |
| 9994. | Tom (foux) | 85.70 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 9995. | Kyle (modanno) | 85.70 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
| 9996. | Jerry (jyoung2gu) | 85.70 | 97% | 2016-01-04 |
| 9997. | Luis (duelistone) | 85.69 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 9998. | Jay (yaywho) | 85.69 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 9999. | Kusmir (kusmir) | 85.69 | 96% | 2022-07-12 |
| 10000. | Zgjim (zgjim) | 85.69 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 10001. | Dan (necrakolyte) | 85.69 | 97% | 2016-03-17 |
| 10002. | Cara (clmcwilliams) | 85.69 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 10003. | jisi (coldstixx) | 85.68 | 95% | 2016-04-23 |
| 10004. | eZson (foliuss) | 85.68 | 94% | 2011-12-26 |
| 10005. | Slayers (slayersofdiablo) | 85.68 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 10006. | Rafi (brownvitalik) | 85.68 | 99% | 2020-08-17 |
| 10007. | Caddar (caddar) | 85.68 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 10008. | Lara (goddess_111) | 85.68 | 95% | 2021-11-25 |
| 10009. | Benjamin (yangben000) | 85.68 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 10010. | Josh (josh_rowlette) | 85.68 | 94% | 2012-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |