As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5459. | The_Circus (the_circus) | 96.53 | 98% | 2023-09-12 |
| 5460. | Aida (aida_sma_777) | 96.52 | 95.7% | 2025-03-02 |
| 5461. | RI (speedraceriyer) | 96.52 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 5462. | DustySheep (smowbog) | 96.52 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 5463. | Stacey (hakushi) | 96.52 | 94% | 2016-03-13 |
| 5464. | Raskreia (raskie) | 96.51 | 98.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| 5465. | www (dawdww) | 96.50 | 98% | 2025-05-04 |
| 5466. | Cameron (dartfrog) | 96.50 | 96.5% | 2025-03-28 |
| 5467. | chao (chao0) | 96.50 | 99.1% | 2025-03-13 |
| 5468. | gcc42 (gcc42) | 96.50 | 99% | 2022-08-30 |
| 5469. | Jay (aasiaat) | 96.50 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 5470. | tstats[n0body] (nobody01) | 96.50 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 5471. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 96.50 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 5472. | Travis (travis3372) | 96.50 | 96% | 2016-04-22 |
| 5473. | kanaad (kanaadizawesome) | 96.50 | 100% | 2018-10-22 |
| 5474. | Matt (poot_nanny) | 96.48 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
| 5475. | zev (zevvy) | 96.47 | 97% | 2018-09-02 |
| 5476. | Matthew (mwells56) | 96.47 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 5477. | Alex (bajiizus) | 96.47 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
| 5478. | I run on coffee (aspectus) | 96.47 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
| 5479. | Alex (senorscoop) | 96.46 | 98% | 2023-11-07 |
| 5480. | Ryan (ryan_rat) | 96.46 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
| 5481. | Dean (syke24) | 96.46 | 99% | 2015-07-03 |
| 5482. | Ale (yagotzirck) | 96.46 | 99% | 2018-02-26 |
| 5483. | bunbun (typerbun) | 96.46 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 5484. | beordy (beordy) | 96.45 | 97% | 2024-08-19 |
| 5485. | ಠ_ಥ (torgunz) | 96.45 | 97% | 2019-01-29 |
| 5486. | Kurt (thydark) | 96.44 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 5487. | Kim Jong (kimjongillmatic) | 96.44 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
| 5488. | imnotpeteryo (imnotpeteryo) | 96.44 | 98% | 2015-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |