The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9435. | (diangiaz) | 89.94 | 97% | 2019-07-10 |
| 9436. | (keruya) | 89.94 | 97% | 2020-05-02 |
| 9437. | (joyoboyou) | 89.94 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 9438. | (pemanasan) | 89.94 | 94% | 2011-07-23 |
| 9439. | (unitristen) | 89.93 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 9440. | (mrrichardmnixon) | 89.93 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| 9441. | (blackbacon08) | 89.93 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 9442. | sonderr (battery_sr) | 89.93 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 9443. | megan (monchaton) | 89.93 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 9444. | (brazalik) | 89.93 | 97% | 2015-10-03 |
| 9445. | (exchiel) | 89.92 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| 9446. | (vennor) | 89.92 | 97.6% | 2023-06-25 |
| 9447. | (epgturtle) | 89.92 | 96% | 2019-07-26 |
| 9448. | (gollum) | 89.92 | 96% | 2012-07-10 |
| 9449. | (ck_bhris) | 89.91 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 9450. | (logia) | 89.91 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 9451. | Space (spacedandy) | 89.90 | 98% | 2019-01-07 |
| 9452. | (zevvy) | 89.90 | 96% | 2018-08-11 |
| 9453. | (mongrelion) | 89.90 | 84% | 2014-02-25 |
| 9454. | (littlequints) | 89.90 | 95% | 2015-08-12 |
| 9455. | (trifu) | 89.90 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 9456. | (samuel1112) | 89.90 | 96% | 2016-11-13 |
| 9457. | (cheapous) | 89.89 | 98% | 2011-07-02 |
| 9458. | (chucklesthebeard) | 89.89 | 98% | 2017-01-24 |
| 9459. | (demiliard) | 89.89 | 96% | 2014-09-13 |
| 9460. | (mythk) | 89.89 | 93% | 2015-09-12 |
| 9461. | (thatisdifficult) | 89.89 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 9462. | (heclord) | 89.89 | 99% | 2022-07-18 |
| 9463. | (bigboiaaron) | 89.89 | — | 2009-05-07 |
| 9464. | (halli2013) | 89.88 | 98% | 2013-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |