I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7434. | cherub (cherub) | 94.35 | 95% | 2025-12-16 |
| 7435. | kebab (kebabidrija) | 94.34 | 99% | 2025-12-03 |
| 7436. | Mackenzie (mackhoyle) | 94.34 | 98% | 2025-04-17 |
| 7437. | Xophules (xophules) | 94.34 | 99% | 2023-01-15 |
| 7438. | j (jacblo) | 94.34 | 97.5% | 2023-10-03 |
| 7439. | Vishnu (vishnu6174) | 94.34 | 99% | 2026-03-10 |
| 7440. | Lucas (st3ezy) | 94.34 | 97.4% | 2023-11-07 |
| 7441. | Salty (saltyboi338) | 94.34 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 7442. | Roboute (robosote) | 94.33 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 7443. | dax a-r (lavenderflwers) | 94.32 | 96.8% | 2025-04-07 |
| 7444. | The Verdik (theverdik) | 94.31 | 96.9% | 2024-02-26 |
| 7445. | Gary (prtuc2) | 94.31 | 99% | 2024-07-03 |
| 7446. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 94.31 | 97.3% | 2024-04-12 |
| 7447. | Joshua (shaggymuffin23) | 94.30 | 100% | 2021-12-02 |
| 7448. | king (kingkuzo) | 94.30 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 7449. | Anthony (anthonyk) | 94.30 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 7450. | Alex (delvern) | 94.29 | 98% | 2022-07-24 |
| 7451. | Cory (zevvaffle) | 94.29 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| 7452. | Proximo (elliotkoh) | 94.29 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 7453. | danielslow__ (danielslow__) | 94.27 | 98% | 2025-10-03 |
| 7454. | Heorhii (heorhii_hryhorov) | 94.27 | 96.7% | 2023-12-14 |
| 7455. | curtis (hofung614) | 94.26 | 97% | 2026-01-10 |
| 7456. | thenewbeginning (thenewbegi... | 94.26 | 97.3% | 2024-12-18 |
| 7457. | A (vaccines) | 94.26 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 7458. | SenhorSeven (senhorseven) | 94.25 | 100% | 2023-06-15 |
| 7459. | Zeb (cleavecamael) | 94.24 | 97% | 2024-04-26 |
| 7460. | Kaan Yuksel (bilginyuksel) | 94.24 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 7461. | Mili (mynameismili) | 94.24 | 99% | 2020-07-06 |
| 7462. | ni (tehni) | 94.24 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 7463. | Nate (natekkr_tt) | 94.23 | 98% | 2026-03-29 |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |