As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9900. | Sean (redcastle16) | 84.44 | 99% | 2025-06-06 |
| 9901. | Vlad (vladzeu) | 84.44 | 96% | 2022-03-03 |
| 9902. | Mauri (feministi) | 84.44 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 9903. | James (chub_gub) | 84.44 | 95.9% | 2023-06-04 |
| 9904. | Shmooky (scrotemstomper) | 84.44 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 9905. | Nicole (latantha) | 84.43 | 96% | 2024-12-11 |
| 9906. | Nepali (nepalii) | 84.43 | 92% | 2017-01-28 |
| 9907. | lasindu (lasindu) | 84.43 | 95% | 2017-01-11 |
| 9908. | Ch4rm3r (_ch4rm3r_) | 84.41 | 98% | 2025-02-24 |
| 9909. | nobody (nobdy) | 84.41 | 98% | 2023-04-02 |
| 9910. | Benko (benkay) | 84.41 | 97.2% | 2024-07-05 |
| 9911. | Noni (whythisname) | 84.41 | 98% | 2023-11-28 |
| 9912. | Wing (ngwingyin2005) | 84.41 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| 9913. | Magz (magzse7en) | 84.41 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 9914. | Danny (dannynp) | 84.41 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 9915. | Ian (ianthetypist) | 84.40 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 9916. | Brohath (zevo100) | 84.39 | 98.2% | 2024-07-30 |
| 9917. | Jaiders (jaiders) | 84.39 | 96.8% | 2024-11-27 |
| 9918. | Teddy (wazazaby) | 84.39 | 97% | 2019-08-28 |
| 9919. | Nara (nara_nara) | 84.39 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
| 9920. | Dre (dredog17) | 84.39 | 95% | 2023-01-22 |
| 9921. | Rendi (rendi_touchtype) | 84.39 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 9922. | Suyang (rose_flower) | 84.39 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 9923. | WHATAREYOULOOKINGAT (98sfg9... | 84.38 | 97.4% | 2024-11-19 |
| 9924. | ZeoXium (zeoxium) | 84.38 | 97% | 2025-11-08 |
| 9925. | Maria (ladymariag) | 84.37 | 99% | 2021-10-04 |
| 9926. | penrose (penrosecat) | 84.37 | 95% | 2022-09-10 |
| 9927. | aaaaa (tennis222) | 84.37 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 9928. | oShado (shadowwalker15) | 84.37 | 97.3% | 2024-01-12 |
| 9929. | backtozero (knuckledoritos) | 84.37 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |