I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1489. | Kakarot_DB (kakarot_db) | 120.65 | 96.6% | 2025-01-31 |
| 1490. | (cmrrockstar85) | 120.64 | 97.3% | 2024-11-10 |
| 1491. | (conceitedlol) | 120.63 | 95% | 2016-08-31 |
| 1492. | (typinthatfast) | 120.62 | 98% | 2017-06-18 |
| 1493. | (drunkenrocket) | 120.62 | 98% | 2015-09-28 |
| 1494. | Sachin (thegame53700) | 120.62 | 94% | 2016-01-07 |
| 1495. | (hirzik) | 120.61 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 1496. | JoshKeebs (joshdub9707) | 120.58 | 97% | 2025-10-21 |
| 1497. | (alakazaifa) | 120.55 | 98.4% | 2025-03-26 |
| 1498. | (authentique) | 120.54 | 93% | 2016-06-11 |
| 1499. | Sarym (_sarim_) | 120.54 | 97% | 2017-10-01 |
| 1500. | (bobharley) | 120.53 | 97.8% | 2024-11-20 |
| 1501. | Ivan (blindingangel) | 120.53 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 1502. | Zach (zachattack973) | 120.49 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 1503. | Terru (rizzden) | 120.49 | 95% | 2015-12-12 |
| 1504. | (ashlej) | 120.48 | 98% | 2019-01-01 |
| 1505. | (austen_washer) | 120.47 | 99% | 2025-04-22 |
| 1506. | Solomann (kuttamma01) | 120.47 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 1507. | (zeverit) | 120.47 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 1508. | andrew (actuallysoup) | 120.47 | 98.3% | 2021-02-06 |
| 1509. | eunc (jjoong) | 120.47 | 99% | 2016-09-26 |
| 1510. | (asj_benc) | 120.46 | 98% | 2025-09-16 |
| 1511. | (demonixrob) | 120.45 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 1512. | (hwangkyomin) | 120.45 | 99% | 2016-01-01 |
| 1513. | (suhmikeok) | 120.44 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| 1514. | (theonetrueindigo) | 120.43 | 99% | 2021-08-25 |
| 1515. | (jd_alter) | 120.43 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 1516. | shinyfinder (shinyfinder) | 120.42 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| 1517. | Conar (conarbenete) | 120.39 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1518. | (aokuthedragon) | 120.38 | 99% | 2024-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |