The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4986. | phardsz (phardsz) | 114.69 | 99% | 2022-01-13 |
| 4987. | zefanya24k (zefanya24k) | 114.69 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 4988. | (epixaid) | 114.69 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 4989. | (idontcare12334) | 114.69 | 93% | 2015-04-08 |
| 4990. | (tt_richard) | 114.68 | 99% | 2019-02-08 |
| 4991. | (criscofreeze) | 114.68 | 99% | 2015-09-16 |
| 4992. | (nikpila05) | 114.68 | 99% | 2015-06-20 |
| 4993. | KUQ E ZI (scorpiongr) | 114.67 | 100% | 2013-08-12 |
| 4994. | (multiwario) | 114.67 | 94% | 2015-11-05 |
| 4995. | gleek (ihavekillaura) | 114.66 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 4996. | (pnayserenity) | 114.66 | — | 2010-08-14 |
| 4997. | (wufwufwuf) | 114.65 | 99% | 2019-12-08 |
| 4998. | (atomec) | 114.64 | 99% | 2021-06-26 |
| 4999. | (xkelo) | 114.63 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 5000. | (snaildvorak) | 114.63 | 98% | 2011-08-12 |
| 5001. | (peacaroo) | 114.63 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 5002. | (zeverit) | 114.62 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 5003. | (skoopy) | 114.61 | 95% | 2021-01-22 |
| 5004. | (elizabeth0) | 114.60 | 97% | 2015-12-11 |
| 5005. | (obsession) | 114.60 | 98% | 2012-08-25 |
| 5006. | (tortoise) | 114.59 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| 5007. | ds (demonspeed) | 114.59 | 95% | 2012-01-11 |
| 5008. | (nerosin) | 114.58 | — | 2010-11-12 |
| 5009. | (crovesk) | 114.57 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 5010. | (tinle1307) | 114.57 | 99% | 2015-08-07 |
| 5011. | (mizdachubz) | 114.56 | 98% | 2013-03-14 |
| 5012. | Cowcaine (gingfreecss2) | 114.56 | 97% | 2017-12-24 |
| 5013. | (noematic) | 114.55 | 99% | 2021-12-24 |
| 5014. | (kimchiiii) | 114.55 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 5015. | tannoobkod (tannoobkodz) | 114.55 | 99% | 2017-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |