So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23496. | (cvbrgava) | 62.35 | 92% | 2013-08-14 |
| 23497. | (jamgam123) | 62.34 | 89% | 2016-07-26 |
| 23498. | (mils8545) | 62.34 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 23499. | (lkmb) | 62.34 | 93% | 2021-05-21 |
| 23500. | (ezpez) | 62.34 | 95% | 2017-10-20 |
| 23501. | (brain_explodes) | 62.34 | 97% | 2015-09-26 |
| 23502. | (martinrockon) | 62.34 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 23503. | (noodlefail) | 62.33 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 23504. | lol (exsfo) | 62.33 | 96% | 2018-08-21 |
| 23505. | (larsy) | 62.33 | 93% | 2012-10-18 |
| 23506. | (duongtannhu) | 62.33 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 23507. | (ukp2) | 62.32 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 23508. | (swardy1221) | 62.32 | 94% | 2016-07-26 |
| 23509. | (dartrs) | 62.32 | 95% | 2018-01-26 |
| 23510. | (jaronc) | 62.32 | 88% | 2013-07-23 |
| 23511. | (murali125) | 62.32 | 92% | 2013-08-04 |
| 23512. | (washers) | 62.31 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
| 23513. | (ninjblack) | 62.31 | 96% | 2019-01-11 |
| 23514. | (n8nny) | 62.31 | 95.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 23515. | (luaaa) | 62.31 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 23516. | a (zeug) | 62.31 | — | 2010-07-26 |
| 23517. | (zensar86) | 62.31 | 94% | 2011-09-18 |
| 23518. | (ys2398) | 62.30 | 96% | 2023-02-09 |
| 23519. | (ekezuke) | 62.30 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
| 23520. | (jpbaba11) | 62.30 | 94% | 2016-10-20 |
| 23521. | (fanmeishanyeah) | 62.29 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 23522. | (supermaxi) | 62.29 | 92% | 2013-12-09 |
| 23523. | jTactics (jtactics) | 62.29 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 23524. | (hankami37) | 62.29 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 23525. | Ben (wippidy) | 62.29 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |