And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
392 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15394. | Yoshi (yoyang) | 87.20 | 92% | 2016-05-03 |
| 15395. | obama (balduin) | 87.20 | 97% | 2018-03-29 |
| 15396. | Barack (poexpress) | 87.20 | 95% | 2018-08-01 |
| 15397. | Clavinsk (linsk) | 87.20 | 94% | 2012-11-25 |
| 15398. | Dustan (howellbsbll06) | 87.20 | 94% | 2013-08-25 |
| 15399. | avi (dude571) | 87.20 | 98% | 2014-04-10 |
| 15400. | Adam (ediggity152005) | 87.19 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
| 15401. | Toorshul (toorshul) | 87.19 | 96.6% | 2023-10-21 |
| 15402. | Charles (bucketwastaken) | 87.19 | 95% | 2016-08-08 |
| 15403. | Steven (lobsterzilla) | 87.18 | 96% | 2014-08-08 |
| 15404. | freedomisgold (freedomisgold) | 87.18 | 97% | 2021-03-27 |
| 15405. | Alinda (alindacheung) | 87.18 | 95% | 2020-04-22 |
| 15406. | Swarmy (swarmy) | 87.18 | 99% | 2023-01-08 |
| 15407. | Ville (vikonen) | 87.18 | 98% | 2015-06-14 |
| 15408. | Faensoldemor (faensoldemor) | 87.18 | 94% | 2017-01-24 |
| 15409. | Arthur (arthhur10) | 87.18 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
| 15410. | rota (rota22) | 87.17 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
| 15411. | Alexis (zettime) | 87.17 | 97.7% | 2023-08-27 |
| 15412. | Chris (haribo1204) | 87.17 | 99% | 2019-12-03 |
| 15413. | Tran (tranngocduong) | 87.17 | 99% | 2015-03-20 |
| 15414. | Sam (samuel1112) | 87.17 | 95% | 2016-06-13 |
| 15415. | Lain (marz) | 87.17 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 15416. | MO (mag240) | 87.16 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 15417. | jonica (jonicailagan) | 87.16 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 15418. | Sean (sporrow) | 87.16 | 86% | 2015-01-02 |
| 15419. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 87.16 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
| 15420. | Mojo (onetruejojo) | 87.15 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 15421. | Ajmal (ajmal21) | 87.15 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
| 15422. | riafi (riafi) | 87.15 | 93% | 2012-03-21 |
| 15423. | Knut (knutesten) | 87.15 | 94% | 2013-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |