I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16335. | eugene (el871109) | 73.83 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 16336. | Eifie (eifietheward) | 73.82 | 95% | 2025-10-20 |
| 16337. | HC (no_sense_of_presence) | 73.82 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| 16338. | Oj (graphs) | 73.82 | 97% | 2021-02-17 |
| 16339. | Aashrya (virtualvector) | 73.82 | 95.8% | 2021-02-14 |
| 16340. | Technician (tech23) | 73.81 | 96% | 2020-02-12 |
| 16341. | Danimals (deathmatch135) | 73.81 | 97% | 2017-12-03 |
| 16342. | Wacky (wackyrio) | 73.81 | 96.2% | 2023-08-15 |
| 16343. | rajiun (rajiun) | 73.81 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 16344. | Moukim (moukim) | 73.81 | 99% | 2023-04-15 |
| 16345. | chris (walchrisc) | 73.81 | 97.6% | 2023-06-12 |
| 16346. | JC (invoicingkarma) | 73.81 | 99% | 2021-06-02 |
| 16347. | Shichibukai (shichibukai2002) | 73.81 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
| 16348. | Steven (wholelotta_seven) | 73.81 | 97% | 2023-05-29 |
| 16349. | islom (islom02) | 73.81 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 16350. | tiglas (tiglas) | 73.81 | 98% | 2017-01-14 |
| 16351. | saad.py0 (zetsub0) | 73.80 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 16352. | Pablo (raul.hdz.garcia@live... | 73.80 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 16353. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 73.80 | 96% | 2018-06-01 |
| 16354. | TravelingSlug (travelingslug) | 73.79 | 99% | 2025-08-16 |
| 16355. | Comel (melody_flute) | 73.79 | 97% | 2022-07-03 |
| 16356. | Lostdawg3 (lostdawg3) | 73.79 | 96% | 2023-01-25 |
| 16357. | John (meep_beep) | 73.79 | 94% | 2021-06-19 |
| 16358. | PMA (pmajellies) | 73.79 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 16359. | ethan (ethanwander83) | 73.78 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 16360. | Zizou (goldenzizou7) | 73.78 | 97.1% | 2025-03-04 |
| 16361. | Duke121 (duke121) | 73.78 | 97.2% | 2025-03-27 |
| 16362. | Richard (killerscotchy) | 73.78 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 16363. | Aashil (aashil) | 73.78 | 99% | 2020-01-21 |
| 16364. | Mohammad (abdel3leam) | 73.77 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |