Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1401. | Alex (gizmogizmo) | 66.66 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 1402. | Shawn (dshawn) | 66.65 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 1403. | Jaaceon (jaaceon) | 66.64 | 96% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1404. | Ashiq (hussain55555) | 66.63 | 97% | 2019-03-26 |
| 1405. | Peter (vividdreamer) | 66.62 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 1406. | depebrhko (depebrhko) | 66.61 | 96% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1407. | Matthew (mstracy) | 66.59 | 97% | 2020-01-13 |
| 1408. | Mark Stanley (marklibid) | 66.58 | 96% | 2017-07-21 |
| 1409. | Max (xiinq) | 66.52 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 1410. | Potato (lovlieice) | 66.50 | 97% | 2017-07-25 |
| 1411. | William (goscrios) | 66.47 | 95% | 2019-04-18 |
| 1412. | OneTree (onetreeinaforest) | 66.44 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 1413. | (lwycsrc) | 66.37 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 1414. | Aawez (aawez) | 66.35 | 97% | 2019-01-26 |
| 1415. | pktenshi (zettai) | 66.35 | 96% | 2017-12-14 |
| 1416. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 66.35 | 96% | 2018-08-07 |
| 1417. | Amoracchius (zeththedarkmage) | 66.34 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
| 1418. | hitoshura (icas7005) | 66.33 | 95% | 2019-01-18 |
| 1419. | Johnny (johnchan215) | 66.28 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 1420. | pail (angertyper) | 66.23 | 94% | 2019-05-11 |
| 1421. | Jens (imcre4tiive) | 66.21 | 95% | 2020-02-26 |
| 1422. | Chirag (chirag11032000) | 66.19 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
| 1423. | Panos (panos7) | 66.19 | 98% | 2020-03-03 |
| 1424. | Prinz_Izzy14 (prinz_izzy14) | 66.14 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 1425. | Necc (necc_pain) | 66.13 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 1426. | ｓａｄｎｅｓｓ (airj... | 66.07 | 97% | 2017-11-29 |
| 1427. | Goku (goku17yen) | 66.06 | 95% | 2019-03-31 |
| 1428. | ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (sipps) | 66.04 | 96% | 2017-11-30 |
| 1429. | NO (orsabocolemak) | 65.99 | 98% | 2019-04-28 |
| 1430. | Parasar (parasar) | 65.98 | 95% | 2018-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |