I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5599. | Ked (kedaro) | 97.82 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 5600. | 6kg rat (6kg_rat) | 97.82 | 98.5% | 2025-05-29 |
| 5601. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 97.82 | 98% | 2024-08-20 |
| 5602. | Blank (ct7567) | 97.82 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 5603. | Lichhean (sinergy51) | 97.82 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 5604. | ekin (ekin420) | 97.82 | 97% | 2016-04-14 |
| 5605. | LuminousPhoenix (luminous_p... | 97.81 | 98% | 2024-03-28 |
| 5606. | deccanistani (deccanistani) | 97.81 | 96.5% | 2024-02-07 |
| 5607. | jervin (jervin14) | 97.81 | 98% | 2023-04-12 |
| 5608. | Artem (artemw) | 97.81 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 5609. | JGB ðŸ‡ðŸ‡¹ (jgb000) | 97.81 | 97.4% | 2024-07-25 |
| 5610. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 97.81 | 98.2% | 2025-01-01 |
| 5611. | Zizo (zizo1277) | 97.80 | 98.4% | 2023-09-28 |
| 5612. | M (soccerliz_) | 97.79 | 98% | 2017-06-10 |
| 5613. | Joey (coxoncable) | 97.79 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 5614. | .slowtyper (ralphwinson) | 97.79 | 97% | 2023-08-09 |
| 5615. | idek lol (acrazystory) | 97.78 | 97% | 2024-03-27 |
| 5616. | Isaac (newton6674) | 97.78 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 5617. | Viacheslav (execute_) | 97.78 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
| 5618. | Almighty (almightysosaakatu... | 97.78 | 96.4% | 2023-09-24 |
| 5619. | Amoracchius (zeththedarkmage) | 97.78 | 98% | 2019-04-21 |
| 5620. | nave (nartlnave) | 97.77 | 97% | 2020-05-15 |
| 5621. | Michael (crecious) | 97.77 | 98% | 2021-11-12 |
| 5622. | 👋youtu.be/AXNeUMDP3no (o... | 97.77 | 95% | 2021-11-28 |
| 5623. | Luka (lukoloz) | 97.77 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 5624. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 97.77 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 5625. | Kyle (coaxsist) | 97.75 | 99% | 2024-12-07 |
| 5626. | polobao! (swxnnzie) | 97.75 | 96% | 2024-04-22 |
| 5627. | ahnfnsr (ahnfnsr) | 97.75 | 97.1% | 2023-07-28 |
| 5628. | Jaikun (icedgrave) | 97.75 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |