I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 630. | N4T (taneel) | 111.56 | 98.2% | 2024-01-04 |
| 631. | (stinkycai) | 111.54 | 98% | 2025-05-12 |
| 632. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 111.54 | 98.9% | 2024-08-23 |
| 633. | (joetyper2014) | 111.54 | 98.4% | 2024-06-07 |
| 634. | (kimmykim123) | 111.52 | 97% | 2023-07-17 |
| 635. | Elemental (elementalscar) | 111.51 | 97% | 2026-01-26 |
| 636. | (itsroseftw) | 111.49 | 98.2% | 2024-01-07 |
| 637. | Alicia (aliciamichele) | 111.44 | 98.6% | 2024-12-11 |
| 638. | Ibrahim (ibrahimtyper) | 111.42 | 97.3% | 2025-02-17 |
| 639. | OW0974 (obrie_w) | 111.37 | 97.7% | 2023-12-01 |
| 640. | silky (quit101) | 111.36 | 97.4% | 2024-01-04 |
| 641. | (acc_uracypractice) | 111.26 | 97.3% | 2025-03-10 |
| 642. | chang (chang1) | 111.21 | 98.2% | 2025-05-27 |
| 643. | (abbey1989) | 111.20 | 97% | 2024-09-30 |
| 644. | (trainingdiver) | 111.19 | 97% | 2024-10-22 |
| 645. | Igor (igorjosifoski) | 111.19 | 97% | 2025-08-07 |
| 646. | (zethrian) | 111.18 | 98.3% | 2023-08-27 |
| 647. | (kcip) | 111.16 | 98.5% | 2024-11-07 |
| 648. | (rackoncrack) | 111.16 | 97.6% | 2024-03-23 |
| 649. | (only_one_left) | 111.15 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 650. | fj0q (fj0q) | 111.07 | 98% | 2025-06-13 |
| 651. | (snoutowo) | 111.05 | 97.8% | 2024-01-11 |
| 652. | (codeforces) | 111.04 | 97.9% | 2024-03-15 |
| 653. | (specterr) | 111.02 | 98.3% | 2024-01-08 |
| 654. | (kaweeweeboy) | 111.02 | 96.9% | 2023-12-17 |
| 655. | (rng9512) | 111.01 | 97.6% | 2024-04-26 |
| 656. | Prin (prinplup9) | 110.99 | 98% | 2025-09-28 |
| 657. | TheNumbist (neuraxialist) | 110.99 | 98% | 2025-11-19 |
| 658. | (xxhiny) | 110.88 | 98.6% | 2024-10-08 |
| 659. | QK Alice Duo (macz1991) | 110.85 | 96.7% | 2024-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |