So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33709. | Avelansh (avelansh) | 45.35 | 88% | 2012-11-19 |
| 33710. | Believe in GOD and the PROC... | 45.34 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 33711. | Rohan (majjir) | 45.34 | 93% | 2019-12-18 |
| 33712. | yawa (yawa) | 45.34 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 33713. | Nam (namnq) | 45.33 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 33714. | Mark (rampagingmoose) | 45.32 | 91% | 2016-10-05 |
| 33715. | Juha-Pekka (juhisp) | 45.32 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 33716. | Andrew (neverland) | 45.32 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 33717. | satyam (crazylad) | 45.32 | 97% | 2017-03-01 |
| 33718. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 45.32 | 97% | 2012-06-12 |
| 33719. | Ahmed (aboauf) | 45.31 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 33720. | Bryce (pennydog13) | 45.31 | 96% | 2019-05-21 |
| 33721. | Vivan Sharma (vivansharma) | 45.31 | 94% | 2023-01-12 |
| 33722. | Tanzia ♫ (tanzi) | 45.31 | 92% | 2014-09-26 |
| 33723. | Jose (fluffycloud71) | 45.31 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 33724. | utnwfyutlwftyulhwt (coleman... | 45.31 | 85% | 2015-06-10 |
| 33725. | Bertie (sunstonesharptor) | 45.30 | 94% | 2021-01-17 |
| 33726. | Renzo (bumbum_12) | 45.30 | 94% | 2023-06-08 |
| 33727. | matiullah (qais_007) | 45.30 | 93% | 2022-10-06 |
| 33728. | 1488 (1488) | 45.30 | 94% | 2018-07-30 |
| 33729. | Osher (destinycoat) | 45.30 | 89% | 2016-09-11 |
| 33730. | Daniel (zeruberusu) | 45.30 | 92% | 2014-09-23 |
| 33731. | Yunus (yunuskoca) | 45.29 | 95% | 2021-07-12 |
| 33732. | Tien (lienetn) | 45.29 | — | 2011-04-13 |
| 33733. | Saiful (787jjx) | 45.29 | 91% | 2011-08-29 |
| 33734. | oofy (dhruv07) | 45.28 | 95% | 2022-02-23 |
| 33735. | Rasmus (rapper890) | 45.28 | 94% | 2020-08-17 |
| 33736. | Dan (ddj863) | 45.28 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 33737. | Abed (abed42) | 45.28 | 91% | 2021-01-01 |
| 33738. | Raditya (raditya98) | 45.28 | 96% | 2018-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |