The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20070. | DOO (datblakgai) | 73.65 | 97% | 2024-12-20 |
| 20071. | Matthew (shevski) | 73.65 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 20072. | 粘り (clayjarcm) | 73.65 | 97% | 2016-06-22 |
| 20073. | Dylan (ateleisonmybelly) | 73.65 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 20074. | nzite (nz1te) | 73.64 | 97.7% | 2024-05-15 |
| 20075. | Adilet (bai_gubenov) | 73.64 | 95.9% | 2024-02-06 |
| 20076. | anon (dontrun01) | 73.64 | 96.7% | 2024-07-07 |
| 20077. | Cyber (alifarra) | 73.64 | 99% | 2021-08-10 |
| 20078. | Cres (crespear) | 73.64 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
| 20079. | express (express_productions) | 73.64 | 96% | 2024-12-26 |
| 20080. | Chelsea (oxfordkarma) | 73.64 | 98% | 2011-05-10 |
| 20081. | javoscript (javoscript) | 73.64 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 20082. | Kyle (minimoose12) | 73.64 | 90% | 2015-02-06 |
| 20083. | JJ (japie4life) | 73.64 | 90% | 2016-08-08 |
| 20084. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 73.64 | 96% | 2019-06-29 |
| 20085. | Aditya Pratap (anarchy_) | 73.64 | 94% | 2012-09-04 |
| 20086. | John (helluva_dent) | 73.63 | 96.7% | 2024-01-11 |
| 20087. | iLuvDiamond (iluvdiamond) | 73.63 | 96% | 2016-10-13 |
| 20088. | Arthritic Hands (verybadtyp... | 73.63 | 98% | 2024-02-25 |
| 20089. | Dutchbby (moudon99) | 73.63 | 98.3% | 2024-07-12 |
| 20090. | auoaeu (aoeuhe) | 73.63 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 20091. | Meowmix (sekasmeowmix) | 73.63 | 97.6% | 2023-09-22 |
| 20092. | Zerthyam (zerthyam) | 73.63 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 20093. | Nitzu (xrelux) | 73.63 | 96% | 2012-09-10 |
| 20094. | A (triangle) | 73.63 | 89% | 2012-04-11 |
| 20095. | BC (thunderthud) | 73.63 | 97% | 2013-07-24 |
| 20096. | anirudh (anirudhrata) | 73.63 | 91% | 2012-07-20 |
| 20097. | nt (nt_efiens) | 73.62 | 99% | 2023-03-14 |
| 20098. | Faelka (faelka) | 73.62 | 97% | 2025-03-18 |
| 20099. | zapelots (zapelots) | 73.62 | 94.9% | 2024-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |