Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1947. | Rasmus (sbares) | 86.37 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 1948. | Edward (kailhreds) | 86.35 | 99% | 2018-07-28 |
| 1949. | Oscar (veats) | 86.34 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1950. | TBAScratch (tbascratch) | 86.32 | 96% | 2019-09-27 |
| 1951. | Larry (royalkludgelarry) | 86.30 | 97% | 2019-09-20 |
| 1952. | speed (aksling) | 86.30 | 95% | 2020-08-20 |
| 1953. | Zeyu (zeyu0) | 86.28 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 1954. | jazon (jazonandes) | 86.26 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 1955. | ザク (dzak3) | 86.26 | 100% | 2019-07-22 |
| 1956. | Ran (heroescj) | 86.24 | 98% | 2018-11-04 |
| 1957. | Daniel (booksindemand) | 86.23 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 1958. | 5k m1chael (mihai03) | 86.23 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
| 1959. | Angelic (angelic_devil) | 86.23 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| 1960. | Corea (coreas) | 86.23 | 99% | 2019-01-23 |
| 1961. | David (dpsimi) | 86.22 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 1962. | Jonowo (trainerjono) | 86.21 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 1963. | Dan (zerpp) | 86.20 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1964. | Miguel (miguelmint) | 86.20 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 1965. | Will (williamwang) | 86.19 | 98% | 2019-11-17 |
| 1966. | Draiko (stangmar) | 86.19 | 96% | 2018-07-16 |
| 1967. | skrubilonibus (skrubilonibus) | 86.19 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 1968. | NekokeN (hr47) | 86.18 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| 1969. | clone (qlone) | 86.18 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 1970. | Atreides (atreidaus) | 86.18 | 99% | 2019-07-29 |
| 1971. | Bernarnold (orangetieify) | 86.16 | 96% | 2018-07-29 |
| 1972. | Elliot (elliotzhao) | 86.15 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 1973. | starguything (starguything) | 86.15 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 1974. | Jimmy (motivatorman) | 86.15 | 99% | 2020-11-14 |
| 1975. | Joseph (josephjayette) | 86.15 | 98% | 2020-06-13 |
| 1976. | Dean (biollama112) | 86.14 | 95% | 2018-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |