Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1996. | Pepega (fips) | 80.40 | 97% | 2017-08-28 |
| 1997. | NekokeN (hr47) | 80.39 | 95% | 2018-12-15 |
| 1998. | Beowulf (yogak) | 80.38 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 1999. | Mike (migpok35) | 80.37 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 2000. | Taejas (taejas) | 80.36 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 2001. | Jed (d1y3dc) | 80.33 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 2002. | Nils (nilsrudberg) | 80.33 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2003. | Faldi (faldir) | 80.33 | 98% | 2019-10-02 |
| 2004. | Graham (graham152) | 80.30 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 2005. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 80.30 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 2006. | Kennyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... | 80.29 | 94% | 2017-12-27 |
| 2007. | (pillowdo) | 80.29 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 2008. | Tanzir (tanzir5) | 80.29 | 97% | 2019-01-06 |
| 2009. | Graydon (graydonimp) | 80.28 | 95% | 2018-05-02 |
| 2010. | SURFΛCΞ (surface) | 80.25 | 98% | 2017-10-01 |
| 2011. | Wan (zenag) | 80.24 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 2012. | Mick (orangeice) | 80.19 | 97% | 2020-03-03 |
| 2013. | Haung (zeropower) | 80.19 | 96% | 2018-03-24 |
| 2014. | Randy (rhomusic) | 80.19 | 98% | 2019-01-11 |
| 2015. | gnomy12 (gnomy12) | 80.18 | 95% | 2017-10-15 |
| 2016. | Tim (thole) | 80.17 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 2017. | Beddytear (beddytear) | 80.15 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 2018. | Victor (kingthevictor) | 80.15 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 2019. | dante (vincent_is_bad) | 80.14 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
| 2020. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 80.14 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 2021. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 80.14 | 99% | 2019-08-21 |
| 2022. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 80.13 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
| 2023. | reysette (reysettemart) | 80.10 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
| 2024. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 80.08 | 99% | 2018-10-21 |
| 2025. | Epic (epicgamesceo) | 80.05 | 95% | 2020-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |