I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5023. | Koalzy (koalzy) | 71.28 | 96% | 2020-08-06 |
| 5024. | Cootsynanus (a_yellow_evan) | 71.28 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 5025. | TD (pussiahma) | 71.28 | 96% | 2020-01-06 |
| 5026. | spargy (spargy) | 71.27 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 5027. | Remington (lordarchangel) | 71.27 | 95% | 2019-03-11 |
| 5028. | Robert (rjfs88) | 71.26 | 98% | 2018-06-28 |
| 5029. | Richrad (laci279) | 71.26 | 97% | 2020-06-23 |
| 5030. | Harnoor (kvng_mythic) | 71.26 | 95% | 2020-06-06 |
| 5031. | Yuri (yurigurgenidze) | 71.25 | 96% | 2018-10-24 |
| 5032. | e (stalker_lady) | 71.25 | 98% | 2019-12-24 |
| 5033. | Luis (luismiguelcopadiaz) | 71.25 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 5034. | me_irl (powderer) | 71.25 | 96% | 2017-08-25 |
| 5035. | Bilpa (bilpa) | 71.24 | 95% | 2019-10-05 |
| 5036. | David (frilless) | 71.24 | 95% | 2019-05-25 |
| 5037. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 71.24 | 95% | 2018-06-02 |
| 5038. | Hai (macvan1207) | 71.23 | 98% | 2018-02-02 |
| 5039. | iglo31 (iglo31) | 71.22 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 5040. | Haung (zeropower) | 71.22 | 94% | 2018-01-02 |
| 5041. | Ayush (ayush97554) | 71.22 | 97% | 2018-08-12 |
| 5042. | Alexander (theboeing767fan) | 71.21 | 96% | 2018-05-06 |
| 5043. | UReal (chc39615) | 71.21 | 99% | 2017-11-30 |
| 5044. | skream² (galil_gaben) | 71.20 | 94% | 2020-05-25 |
| 5045. | laerton (laerton) | 71.19 | 94% | 2018-06-24 |
| 5046. | Thomas (thomast3) | 71.19 | 98% | 2019-01-31 |
| 5047. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 71.16 | 96% | 2019-09-07 |
| 5048. | Racer (smaug9311) | 71.15 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
| 5049. | Crimsin (acolith) | 71.15 | 96% | 2020-04-22 |
| 5050. | Allison (portalapprentice) | 71.15 | 99% | 2017-09-26 |
| 5051. | Will (shneme01) | 71.11 | 94% | 2020-09-21 |
| 5052. | Peders (peders) | 71.10 | 100% | 2018-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |