As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11557. | marmonjen (pawnracer) | 80.13 | 96% | 2016-05-17 |
| 11558. | Inne (lonxonko) | 80.12 | 96.5% | 2025-03-02 |
| 11559. | erfan (erfan561) | 80.12 | 95.8% | 2024-10-25 |
| 11560. | Nagi (_nagi) | 80.12 | 95% | 2020-06-12 |
| 11561. | Blaze (klblaz) | 80.12 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 11562. | Zhen Qing (lim0721lim) | 80.12 | 95% | 2021-04-15 |
| 11563. | Alan (taialan) | 80.12 | 99% | 2022-09-11 |
| 11564. | James (ziskbit) | 80.11 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
| 11565. | Madi (madsssss) | 80.11 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 11566. | Jessica (jeguar) | 80.11 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 11567. | donkeysbanana (donkeysbanana) | 80.10 | 98.4% | 2024-09-25 |
| 11568. | Hobbyist (keyboardgovrrrmvrrm) | 80.10 | 96% | 2023-09-12 |
| 11569. | Sky (n1johhner) | 80.10 | 97% | 2016-05-24 |
| 11570. | amy (rose51203) | 80.10 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
| 11571. | Dr. Prof. (whiteevil) | 80.10 | 95% | 2016-07-28 |
| 11572. | running_dog (persists) | 80.10 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 11573. | Muugii (m_orgilmn) | 80.09 | 96.3% | 2025-01-03 |
| 11574. | montanaromero (montanaromero) | 80.09 | 96% | 2024-07-16 |
| 11575. | Nathan (nateroob) | 80.09 | 97% | 2023-07-26 |
| 11576. | todayis_WanD (zeropatience) | 80.09 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 11577. | Will (w1llmcl) | 80.09 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 11578. | Storm (stormfalcon) | 80.09 | 94% | 2016-07-24 |
| 11579. | Bruce (brucejamesmonge) | 80.08 | 96% | 2015-09-30 |
| 11580. | Jared (filmman2k3) | 80.07 | 96.2% | 2023-10-05 |
| 11581. | Kameron (kammunist) | 80.07 | 92% | 2017-01-12 |
| 11582. | james (chilty14) | 80.07 | 96% | 2023-09-01 |
| 11583. | hypeiron (hypeiron) | 80.06 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 11584. | Clew (clewfinger) | 80.06 | 98% | 2023-04-25 |
| 11585. | Marco (deggamargo) | 80.06 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 11586. | syafi (syafi) | 80.06 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |