So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31951. | (1servant96) | 48.19 | 94% | 2022-10-31 |
| 31952. | Jack (jsdsparky) | 48.19 | 85% | 2015-12-15 |
| 31953. | Jonathan (john_ee) | 48.19 | 96% | 2021-04-14 |
| 31954. | (kojoatta) | 48.19 | 96% | 2020-01-04 |
| 31955. | Anup (nifty2012) | 48.19 | 98% | 2014-05-10 |
| 31956. | (cnsz) | 48.18 | — | 2009-10-10 |
| 31957. | (steveywonder101) | 48.18 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 31958. | (dbster) | 48.18 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
| 31959. | (akhiljw46) | 48.18 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
| 31960. | (keishin) | 48.18 | 94% | 2014-12-15 |
| 31961. | (ngochuyvn) | 48.18 | 96% | 2011-07-22 |
| 31962. | (54tpb) | 48.18 | 94% | 2018-07-18 |
| 31963. | (skrish55) | 48.17 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 31964. | (peachseeker) | 48.17 | 94% | 2020-07-30 |
| 31965. | moanal (moanal) | 48.17 | 89% | 2015-10-01 |
| 31966. | (ambriv) | 48.17 | 93% | 2018-10-01 |
| 31967. | (naileux) | 48.16 | 94% | 2021-08-08 |
| 31968. | (hersonxd) | 48.16 | 91% | 2011-10-14 |
| 31969. | (zeroooo) | 48.16 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 31970. | Cesare (cesareferrari) | 48.16 | 98% | 2012-11-08 |
| 31971. | (ashish_kumar_1) | 48.15 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 31972. | __Noor-Isah (damregret) | 48.15 | 87% | 2013-06-10 |
| 31973. | (kakashi10121416) | 48.14 | 93.1% | 2023-10-30 |
| 31974. | (koeurky) | 48.14 | 95.2% | 2023-10-27 |
| 31975. | (yushasyed) | 48.14 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 31976. | Justin James (justinjamesyu) | 48.14 | 91% | 2013-03-04 |
| 31977. | (shampark) | 48.14 | 88% | 2014-11-19 |
| 31978. | Ammy (ammygirl) | 48.14 | 96% | 2013-01-01 |
| 31979. | (abhishekdas) | 48.14 | 95% | 2012-12-02 |
| 31980. | (akshaymkupnoor) | 48.13 | 96% | 2021-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |