So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32349. | Maverick (touchtypeftw) | 47.32 | 90% | 2016-10-12 |
| 32350. | (sleamy) | 47.32 | 87% | 2016-01-18 |
| 32351. | (squidlyz) | 47.31 | 92% | 2014-08-06 |
| 32352. | Amoon (_amoon19) | 47.31 | 97.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 32353. | Jarmo Ö(Treehug) (celebria... | 47.31 | 91% | 2015-07-17 |
| 32354. | (rocky_pogi) | 47.31 | 91% | 2011-11-07 |
| 32355. | (glenn25) | 47.31 | 92% | 2012-02-03 |
| 32356. | (z5363136) | 47.30 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 32357. | (camisama_) | 47.30 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 32358. | (backseatlover) | 47.29 | 96% | 2023-09-10 |
| 32359. | (w0296) | 47.29 | 94% | 2012-07-17 |
| 32360. | (tshah104350) | 47.29 | 85% | 2015-03-18 |
| 32361. | Wes (slopoke) | 47.29 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 32362. | (dsairam17) | 47.29 | 89% | 2016-03-04 |
| 32363. | drex (disclaimer37) | 47.29 | 94% | 2011-05-10 |
| 32364. | (caleb_higareda21) | 47.29 | 92% | 2016-02-25 |
| 32365. | (bilalfr) | 47.28 | 95% | 2021-09-15 |
| 32366. | (zzzoxygenzzz) | 47.28 | 94% | 2020-02-05 |
| 32367. | (shintocv) | 47.28 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 32368. | q4say (q4say) | 47.28 | 94.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 32369. | (einkokelhahn) | 47.28 | 93% | 2017-01-03 |
| 32370. | Văn Thái (zeroenergy65) | 47.28 | 90% | 2014-09-18 |
| 32371. | (zaracastle) | 47.28 | — | 2009-03-29 |
| 32372. | (amrit21894) | 47.28 | 89% | 2012-09-14 |
| 32373. | (lovely_singh) | 47.27 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 32374. | L (laumann) | 47.27 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 32375. | (teamxbladez) | 47.27 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 32376. | (micky3016) | 47.27 | 96% | 2016-03-19 |
| 32377. | (kisg) | 47.27 | 97% | 2013-10-28 |
| 32378. | (jherrlin) | 47.27 | 95% | 2012-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |