With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3032. | Omran Altabbaa (devbrgr) | 108.31 | 98% | 2025-01-27 |
| 3033. | zirtoir (zirtoir) | 108.31 | 98.5% | 2023-11-12 |
| 3034. | Aloysius (dude101no) | 108.31 | 100% | 2023-06-20 |
| 3035. | oriom (orionrw) | 108.31 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 3036. | Richard (mrrichardmnixon) | 108.30 | 99% | 2023-08-09 |
| 3037. | heng (xshadowlegendx) | 108.30 | 99% | 2020-10-05 |
| 3038. | Cove (cove) | 108.30 | 98.5% | 2024-12-07 |
| 3039. | Daf (dafpogi2) | 108.28 | 99.1% | 2024-09-03 |
| 3040. | Xavier (plourde27) | 108.28 | 97% | 2022-10-26 |
| 3041. | Imureyzen (amiitotic) | 108.27 | 97% | 2024-07-01 |
| 3042. | Stefan (fortress_king) | 108.26 | 99.1% | 2023-12-31 |
| 3043. | Nick (kmkhami) | 108.25 | 99% | 2022-10-03 |
| 3044. | plants (_plants) | 108.24 | 98% | 2016-12-05 |
| 3045. | TyPanther (typanther) | 108.23 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
| 3046. | Kevin (lin6625) | 108.23 | 100% | 2018-08-01 |
| 3047. | Sugar Honey (engscholar15) | 108.22 | 98.5% | 2023-10-28 |
| 3048. | J™♥ (diabolosjb) | 108.21 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 3049. | vl24 (vlykeron) | 108.21 | 98% | 2016-09-15 |
| 3050. | Ethan (zeroch) | 108.21 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 3051. | Nils (nilsrudberg) | 108.21 | 98.2% | 2023-09-18 |
| 3052. | Patryk (patrickmauser) | 108.21 | 98.8% | 2024-02-06 |
| 3053. | FlameFrost (flamefrost) | 108.21 | 99.1% | 2023-08-15 |
| 3054. | Mike (dvorakpt) | 108.21 | 98% | 2018-10-13 |
| 3055. | keke (hpchco) | 108.19 | 98% | 2025-10-07 |
| 3056. | Hershey (xhersheyx) | 108.19 | 99% | 2020-01-06 |
| 3057. | Kelvin (winlost2) | 108.18 | 99% | 2020-12-17 |
| 3058. | Bryan (mythaus) | 108.18 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
| 3059. | large (largev) | 108.18 | 96% | 2017-10-07 |
| 3060. | Bitbat (bitbat) | 108.16 | 96% | 2023-01-25 |
| 3061. | Andre (smallchicken) | 108.16 | 98% | 2016-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |