As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16310. | φσ (phi_sigma) | 69.54 | 97% | 2023-08-05 |
| 16311. | shadmehr (megacrocodile) | 69.54 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| 16312. | Vong (vongolavwalker) | 69.53 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 16313. | Zuhair (zishraq) | 69.53 | 96% | 2021-04-28 |
| 16314. | Platypus (_platypus) | 69.53 | 94% | 2017-05-04 |
| 16315. | Nehal (nehaldamania) | 69.53 | 94% | 2015-11-03 |
| 16316. | animax (animax1991) | 69.53 | 95% | 2016-07-06 |
| 16317. | Lakshay (lakshay007) | 69.52 | 96.9% | 2024-07-23 |
| 16318. | meerkat (dr_meerkat) | 69.52 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 16319. | yuccai (yucca) | 69.52 | 94% | 2015-10-01 |
| 16320. | a random person (william_03) | 69.52 | 97% | 2019-08-16 |
| 16321. | Rou (rouu) | 69.51 | 95.5% | 2023-09-17 |
| 16322. | Khánh (0932275045) | 69.51 | 96% | 2016-03-08 |
| 16323. | :3 (saschiablouse) | 69.51 | 88% | 2016-06-24 |
| 16324. | IIIllllIlIlIIIIlII (bakalu) | 69.51 | 96% | 2020-06-26 |
| 16325. | Alexander (zenkarb) | 69.50 | 96.5% | 2021-02-08 |
| 16326. | ZeroByter (zerobyter) | 69.49 | 95% | 2019-11-09 |
| 16327. | Ethan (ethects) | 69.49 | 94% | 2018-10-01 |
| 16328. | Hải (microwaveablepasta) | 69.49 | 94% | 2021-01-10 |
| 16329. | hein (heinthant) | 69.49 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
| 16330. | 1060 (thquirrels) | 69.49 | 87% | 2017-03-12 |
| 16331. | jakub (jakub177) | 69.49 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 16332. | pleasant_plant (pleasant_pl... | 69.48 | 97.5% | 2025-01-31 |
| 16333. | Marcel (lance_aa) | 69.48 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 16334. | werpyp_dvorak (werpyp) | 69.48 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 16335. | Rusty (rustyembers) | 69.48 | 94% | 2016-10-19 |
| 16336. | Matti (d3_aston) | 69.48 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 16337. | Dylan (mrmeepers) | 69.47 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 16338. | Anvesh (anveshreddy18) | 69.47 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 16339. | Oddy (bigbrother23) | 69.47 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |