I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14730. | 17 missing assignments (rev... | 77.85 | 95% | 2024-01-02 |
| 14731. | Wiserguy (viceroy397) | 77.85 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| 14732. | Lian (paullian) | 77.85 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 14733. | Tommy (tommykang77) | 77.85 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 14734. | Jimmy (motivatorman) | 77.85 | 97% | 2020-12-17 |
| 14735. | Paper (paper_) | 77.85 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 14736. | Shroudy (senthasiddu) | 77.85 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 14737. | Flaccidbone (flaccidbone) | 77.85 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 14738. | Mudkip (jessykip) | 77.84 | 95% | 2020-05-24 |
| 14739. | Toni (topityper) | 77.84 | 94% | 2021-10-08 |
| 14740. | Gum (gumwrapper) | 77.84 | 99% | 2021-03-31 |
| 14741. | Sloth (sandman1111) | 77.83 | 98% | 2021-05-01 |
| 14742. | Hemmi (hemmi) | 77.83 | 99% | 2022-11-25 |
| 14743. | Daniel (swietlikkielce) | 77.83 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 14744. | T (omega5002) | 77.83 | 95% | 2020-01-19 |
| 14745. | stimo (stimo) | 77.83 | 96% | 2017-04-20 |
| 14746. | Justin (302bigfoot) | 77.82 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 14747. | Jabez (gigatt) | 77.82 | 93% | 2019-12-01 |
| 14748. | ゼロ (zeroballing) | 77.82 | 92% | 2017-03-23 |
| 14749. | Muhammad (berylmiller) | 77.82 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| 14750. | adrianiskolan (adrianiskolan) | 77.81 | 96% | 2023-11-16 |
| 14751. | Grayson (echotrademarked) | 77.81 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| 14752. | afh iyh (adiwilaga) | 77.81 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 14753. | GEL (angelaqqin) | 77.81 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 14754. | Brian (briantang) | 77.81 | 98% | 2019-12-26 |
| 14755. | Vivek (vivekjoshi556) | 77.80 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 14756. | Jeffrey (jeffreytht) | 77.80 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
| 14757. | cock and (tmolls312) | 77.80 | 98.2% | 2021-01-27 |
| 14758. | baboom (baboom3) | 77.80 | 99% | 2021-02-09 |
| 14759. | Masaki Asano (masaasa) | 77.79 | 97.6% | 2023-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |