And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27042. | Stephen (s_dog2001) | 67.89 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 27043. | Lecailloux (lecailloux) | 67.89 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 27044. | Monikiki (bettermoni) | 67.89 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| 27045. | Gareth (gddawson) | 67.89 | 98% | 2012-10-05 |
| 27046. | Edward (edthemetalhead) | 67.89 | 96% | 2017-11-10 |
| 27047. | m (hojrak) | 67.89 | 97% | 2016-01-28 |
| 27048. | Eddie (eddieo24) | 67.88 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 27049. | Herosteve (herostevekggp) | 67.88 | 95% | 2021-06-03 |
| 27050. | Shao (shp188366552) | 67.88 | 94% | 2016-02-20 |
| 27051. | Miyu (miyukitkat) | 67.88 | 94% | 2013-07-10 |
| 27052. | Rolf (epostenmin) | 67.88 | 90% | 2014-11-22 |
| 27053. | domspy (dompy) | 67.87 | 96.3% | 2023-06-22 |
| 27054. | Caleb (balecus53) | 67.87 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 27055. | lamal (lamal) | 67.87 | — | 2010-12-03 |
| 27056. | Jack (jack2905) | 67.87 | 89% | 2015-03-16 |
| 27057. | vothien (anthonyrobert) | 67.87 | 93% | 2013-04-14 |
| 27058. | Bluewater (bluewater) | 67.86 | 94% | 2012-01-04 |
| 27059. | apollo (apoxllo) | 67.86 | 95% | 2023-07-20 |
| 27060. | jimmy (zeroaspect) | 67.86 | 91% | 2014-10-10 |
| 27061. | Naufal (naufal_nafanda_texm... | 67.86 | 95% | 2016-10-19 |
| 27062. | t (ta123) | 67.86 | 98% | 2016-03-27 |
| 27063. | Yaella (yaella) | 67.86 | 94% | 2014-11-19 |
| 27064. | Wendy (wendyisawesome) | 67.86 | 92% | 2015-11-15 |
| 27065. | Toko (xisderr) | 67.85 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 27066. | matt (mathster09) | 67.85 | 91% | 2017-02-05 |
| 27067. | Ahmed (ash8383) | 67.85 | 96.3% | 2021-01-30 |
| 27068. | Johnnyphan2009 (johnnyphan) | 67.84 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 27069. | Harpy (harpy99) | 67.84 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 27070. | Jeremy (jerms716) | 67.84 | 95% | 2021-05-21 |
| 27071. | HeavenIsNotReal (lusttea) | 67.84 | 94% | 2020-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |