I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
285 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7006. | Dalindyebo (dalindyebo) | 95.22 | 97% | 2024-10-29 |
| 7007. | Charlie (swordmole) | 95.22 | 99% | 2020-06-21 |
| 7008. | POOKR (pookr) | 95.22 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
| 7009. | gwynyor (gwynyor) | 95.21 | 97.8% | 2025-03-16 |
| 7010. | Lucy (masterlu789) | 95.21 | 97% | 2024-01-01 |
| 7011. | yona (iona_cb) | 95.20 | 97% | 2024-07-08 |
| 7012. | canaro (canaro) | 95.20 | 96% | 2025-06-10 |
| 7013. | Joshua (shaggymuffin23) | 95.20 | 99% | 2022-04-08 |
| 7014. | Dusares (sammany) | 95.20 | 97% | 2022-01-22 |
| 7015. | james (wizardywitch) | 95.20 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 7016. | bofa (xxx_bofa_xxx) | 95.20 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 7017. | Nick (sailokin) | 95.19 | 96% | 2025-10-05 |
| 7018. | bondservant (arenza) | 95.19 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| 7019. | Lachlan (lachlantula) | 95.19 | 97% | 2017-06-05 |
| 7020. | Anubhav4813 (etra_567) | 95.19 | 98% | 2023-11-09 |
| 7021. | Jacob (booyashocka) | 95.19 | 97% | 2023-04-20 |
| 7022. | Mohammad R (bluecrimson) | 95.18 | 95% | 2023-02-08 |
| 7023. | himeh (jherrerra) | 95.18 | 99% | 2022-11-07 |
| 7024. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 95.18 | 99% | 2018-02-14 |
| 7025. | Julian (coroin123) | 95.17 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 7026. | Rarribear (rarribear) | 95.16 | 96.6% | 2025-02-12 |
| 7027. | Leo (k3di) | 95.16 | 95% | 2025-11-07 |
| 7028. | Dudesville (dudesville) | 95.15 | 95.8% | 2023-07-13 |
| 7029. | france (nabyounab) | 95.15 | 98% | 2018-06-14 |
| 7030. | Subramanian (ks_aps) | 95.15 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| 7031. | Blel (blel) | 95.15 | 97% | 2017-01-25 |
| 7032. | john (10lettername) | 95.14 | 98% | 2018-07-08 |
| 7033. | Ozamataz (anashlo) | 95.14 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 7034. | Isak (izzeww) | 95.14 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 7035. | Matthew (matt_daemond) | 95.13 | 98% | 2020-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |